Escape to Paradise: Cyprus's Hidden Gem Awaits at Leonardo Plaza Cypria Maris!
Leonardo Plaza Cypria Maris: Paradise Found (with a Few Imperfections, Naturally!)
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because I just got back from a week at the Leonardo Plaza Cypria Maris in Cyprus, and let me tell you, it was an experience and a half. Forget those perfectly curated Instagram feeds – this is the real deal, warts and all. Let's dive in, shall we?
Accessibility: Now, I wasn't testing this specifically, but I did notice elevators everywhere (a lifesaver!), and the layout seemed pretty navigable. While I can't give a definitive "wheelchair accessible" verdict, everything seemed designed with ease of movement in mind. Important: I'd recommend contacting the hotel directly if accessibility is a major concern for you - they're usually pretty good at being upfront.
Internet & Tech Stuff: (Free Wi-Fi in All Rooms!) YES! Free Wi-Fi is a massive win. And it actually worked, which, let's be honest, is a minor miracle in some hotels. I streamed movies, video-called my mum (hi, Mum!), and generally lived my digital life without a hitch. There's also LAN internet if you're old-school. No complaints here.
Cleanliness & Safety (Because, You Know, Post-Pandemic World): Look, I'm a bit of a germaphobe (don't judge!). I was pleasantly surprised. The hotel clearly takes hygiene seriously. There's hand sanitizer everywhere, staff are masked up, and they're constantly cleaning. Seriously, I saw people disinfecting things like it was their life's mission. Anti-viral cleaning products? Check. Daily disinfection? Double-check. You could practically eat off the floors (though I wouldn't recommend it). They also had the rooms sanitized between stays, and you could even opt-out of room sanitization if you felt comfortable. The vibe was reassuringly responsible.
Rooms That Aren't Just Boxes: My room was a delight. Air conditioning that actually worked (a must in Cyprus!), blackout curtains (yes, sleep!), and a comfy bed. Free bottled water? Score! I loved the little touches, like the bathrobes and slippers. The view…ah, the view! A balcony overlooking the pool and the sea. It was a genuinely lovely space to unwind. The hair dryer? Excellent! The safe? In-room? Check! The additional toilet was also a plus.
Food, Glorious Food (And My Personal Buffet Battle): Where do I even begin? The dining options were plentiful. Multiple restaurants, a pool bar, and even a snack bar for those mid-afternoon cravings.
- The Buffet: My Waterloo: Okay, the buffet. Let's be honest, buffets can be a gamble. This one, however, was a respectable buffet attempt. Breakfast [buffet]? Yup. There was a massive selection of breakfast foods from Western breakfast options to the occasional try at an Asian breakfast (which I might have to admit was a bit of a stretch). Coffee/tea in restaurant? Yes, but quality that was so-so. The buffet in restaurant? was the same. I battled the chaos every morning, navigating the crowds for my eggs. My biggest gripe? The lack of space made it easy to back into someone's elbows.
- The A La Carte Adventure: The other restaurants were better. The restaurants? There was a salad in restaurant and a soup in restaurant, and an Asian cuisine in restaurant was a great change of pace and I found myself ordering an alternative meal arrangement.
- Drinks and Happy Hour: The Poolside bar? Very cool; the Bar? Yes; Happy hour? Double YES. Let's just say I sampled the local cocktails more than once. No regrets.
Things to Do & Ways to Relax (Spa Day, Anyone?): This is where the Cypria Maris really shines.
- Spa Bliss: The Spa? The Spa/sauna? Oh my god, the spa! I spent a solid afternoon there, just melting away stress.
- My Body Scrub Revelation: I splurged on a body scrub? And I highly recommend it. It was pure, unadulterated bliss. I swear, I came out feeling like a new person.
- Sauna and Steamroom: The Sauna? Check. Steamroom? Check. And the Foot bath? Yes!
- Pool Paradise: The Swimming pool? was beautiful. And the Pool with view? yes. Perfect for lounging with a book and a cocktail.
- Fitness Fanatics: There's a fitness center if you – unlike me – actually enjoy working out.
Services and Conveniences (The Little Things Matter): They've thought of pretty much everything.
- Daily housekeeping: Keeping things clean and tidy.
- Elevator: A godsend.
- Luggage storage: For those early arrivals or late departures.
- Concierge: Always helpful.
- Currency exchange: Convenient for those travel dollars.
For the Kids (Family Friendly, But Also Some Perks for the Grown-Ups): The hotel seemed very family-friendly.
- Babysitting service: If you need it.
- Kids meal: Always a win.
Getting Around (Easy Peasy): Getting to and from the airport was super simple.
- Airport transfer: Sorted.
- Car park [free of charge]: Yes! Huge bonus.
The Imperfections (Because Real Life Isn't a Fairy Tale): No place is perfect, and the Cypria Maris has a few minor hiccups.
- The Noise: Depending on where your room is, you might hear some noise from the pool or the entertainment. Earplugs are your friend.
- The Buffet Crowds: (See above. I'm still traumatized)
- One Day the Hot Water…Didn't: Minor hiccup, but it was fixed quickly.
The Verdict: Go! (With Realistic Expectations)
Look, the Leonardo Plaza Cypria Maris isn't perfect. But what it is is a fantastic choice for a relaxing, fun-filled getaway. It's clean, the staff are friendly, the food is good (mostly!), and the amenities are top-notch. You'll come back relaxed and refreshed (and maybe a little bit sunburnt, but hey, that's part of the fun!).
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Wasaga Beach Getaway: Your Dream Motel Awaits!
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because this isn't your pristine travel brochure itinerary. This is the real, messy, sun-kissed truth of my week-long escape to the Leonardo Plaza Cypria Maris Beach Hotel & Spa in Cyprus. Prepare for tangents, opinions, and a healthy dose of "what was I thinking?"
Day 1: Arrival and Immediate Panic (plus the world's worst mojito)
Morning (7:00 AM - 8:00 AM): Wake up with a start. My flight is at 10. I should have be awake, but my internal clock has a weird habit of giving me a big alarm only when it thinks it's funny (read: 6:59 AM). Packed, overpacked, a suitcase that whispers of impending airline baggage fees. Cue the frantic search for passport, followed by a dramatic "WHERE'S MY SUNSCREEN?!"
Afternoon (1:00 PM - 3:00 PM): Land at Paphos airport. The sun hits you like a warm hug. So, so tempting to spend your whole time in the airport, and skip all the check-in business. The hotel transfer is thankfully efficient… the driver's taste in music, however, is questionable. The hotel itself is gorgeous. Palm trees, sparkling blue water, the whole nine yards. Check-in. I stumble into the room like a blissful, slightly sunburned idiot.
Afternoon (4:00 PM - 6:00 PM): The pool. Pure, unadulterated bliss. The first dip is transformative. This is it. This is what I needed. Then, the cocktail bar. Ordered a mojito. It arrived looking like swamp water. Taste? Worse. Honestly, I think they used dish soap. I tried to be polite, but I am not one to suffer in silence. I complained. They were apologetic and replaced it with something vaguely resembling a drink.
- Note to self: Stick to beer. Or water. Anything other than their mojitos.
Evening (8:00 PM - late): The first dinner. Buffet. I know. I know. But after a day of travel, all I wanted was food. I was starving and everything was there. The food was… well, it was food. Perfectly adequate. Then the entertainment. My reaction could only be described as incredulous. A magician who pulled a rabbit out of a hat (a well-worn hat, I might add) and had the audience in stitches. He was really good. I think the magic was real. I'm still confused.
Day 2: Sun, Sea, and a Surprisingly Spiritual Experience (plus a seagull incident)
Morning (9:00 AM - 12:00 PM): Beach time. This is what it's all about, right? I found the perfect spot with the perfect view. I lay and was mesmerized. I read for a while. Then, I took a dip in the sea. It was so clear, so warm, so unbelievably beautiful.
- Side note: The water is so clear you may have an up-close encounter with fish.
Afternoon (1:00 PM - 3:00 PM): Lunch. Another buffet. This time, I ate with a little more strategic planning. Found a little bit of everything. The food was actually better than the previous night.
Afternoon (4:00 PM - 5:00 PM): Doubling Down on the Magical Experience: This is where things got weirdly profound. I stumbled across a secluded spot near the shore, a place where it felt that nature had completely taken over. I was alone. And for some reason, it started to hit me, the sheer grandiosity of it all. The sun, the sea, the wind. A moment of perfect serenity, followed by the distinct impression that I really needed a nap.
Evening (7:00 PM - 9:00 PM): Dinner at the hotel's "specialty" restaurant (Italian). Better food, but the service was, shall we say, leisurely. Finished dinner at sunset. Spectacular.
- Major Life Lesson: Never trust a seagull with your chips. They are ruthless. Literally swooped down and stole a whole plate of fries.
Day 3: Excursions, Regrets, and a Shopping Spree (plus the sunburn)
Morning (9:00 AM - 2:00 PM): Decided, foolishly, to rent a car and do the "historical sites" thing. Went to Paphos Archaeological Park. Found myself wandering aimlessly in the middle of all the ruins. It was hot. I was sweating. I forgot my hat. The sunburn hits me a couple of hours later.
Afternoon (3:00 PM - 6:00 PM): Retail therapy. Because apparently, historical sites and a scorching sun can only be remedied by copious amounts of shopping. Found a few touristy treasures, but mostly enjoyed the air conditioning.
Evening (7:00 PM - 10:00 PM): Dinner at a local restaurant. Really good food. The best meal of the trip so far, actually. I tried the meze and it was delicious. I had to order another one.
Day 4: Spa Day, Deep Thoughts, and Chocolate Addiction (plus the realization I'm getting old)
Morning (10:00 AM - 1:00 PM): Spa time. Finally! A massage. Bliss. The facilities were great. I spent much of the day trying to relax.
Afternoon (2:00 PM - 4:00 PM): Poolside contemplation. I started think a lot about life, about the past, about my mortality… and about how many hours I had wasted lying in the sun.
Afternoon (4:00 PM - 6:00 PM): Chocolate. Glorious, glorious chocolate. Found the chocolate shop of my dreams. I gorged myself. No regrets. (Okay, maybe a few).
Evening (7:00 PM - 9:00 PM): Decided to eat inside. I think this was an unconscious attempt to hide from the sun. The food was good.
Day 5: Day Trip to the Troodos Mountains, Roadside Snacks, and a Near-Disaster (plus the sheep)
Morning (8:00 AM - 1:00 PM): Headed into the Troodos mountains. The drive was stunning. It was windy, so I drove with caution. We stopped at a little village. I tried some of the local delicacies.
Afternoon (2:00 PM - 4:00 PM): Ate a delicious lunch. Decided to eat a lot of dessert.
Afternoon (5:00 PM - 6:00 PM): Coming back to the Hotel. I thought I had lost my passport! Turns out, it was in my purse the whole time. So I had a mini-breakdown.
Evening (7:00 PM - 10:00 PM): Ate dinner in the hotel. I enjoyed the food and the view.
Day 6: Lazy Day, Last-Minute Panic, and Packing (plus the tan)
Morning (10:00 AM - 12:00 PM): This day involved a lot of lying around. I had a very late breakfast, and then I did nothing. Then, I did everything.
Afternoon (1:00 PM - 3:00 PM): Swimming and sunbathing. Made a new friend.
Afternoon (4:00 PM - 7:00 PM): Packed. I had an enormous pile of souvenirs.
Evening (8:00 PM - Late): Did a lot of nothing. I made sure I had packed everything. Last dinner at the hotel. A bittersweet moment. I had actually enjoyed myself, despite the mojitos.
Day 7: Departure and a Promise to Return (maybe… eventually)
Morning (7:00 AM - 8:00 AM): Wake up feeling a little bit melancholy. The inevitable packing, the taxi ride, the airport… it's all a blur.
Afternoon (1:00 PM - 3:00 PM): Flight. As I watched the coastline of Cyprus shrink below me, I thought, "Yeah, I'd go again." Maybe with a better travel itinerary, but then again, where would the fun be in that? Honestly, I would go back.
Escape to Paradise: Leonardo Plaza Cypria Maris FAQ - Straight from the (Slightly Sunburned) Horse's Mouth!
Okay, okay... So, is Cyprus *really* a hidden gem? And is this Leonardo Plaza place the real deal?
Alright, let's be brutally honest. "Hidden gem" is a bit, you know… marketing-y. Cyprus is pretty popular, okay? Flights exist! But the Cypria Maris? Whoa, HOLD UP. That IS a gem. Not a perfect one, mind you. My first impression? Blown away. Seascapes that'll make you cry (in a good way, mostly). The hotel itself? Clean. Really, really clean. They’re fanatical about it. Which is good… until you walk in with sandy feet after a beach day. Then you're suddenly super self-conscious. Anyway, yes. Gem. Worth the hype.
What's the food situation like? I mean, I need to know if I can carb-load properly.
Ah, the *important* questions. Food. Listen. I, um... possibly gained five pounds. Maybe more. The buffet? Dangerous territory. Breakfast – pastries galore! The Greek yogurt is the stuff of legend. Lunch? Souvlaki, fresh salads, enough hummus to drown a small dolphin (figuratively speaking, I hope!). Dinner? Each night a different theme. Italian night was, uh, glorious. Pasta and me, we have a *relationship*. Honestly, the only downside? I didn't pace myself. So, yeah. Carb-load responsibly. Or don't. Your call.
Is the All-Inclusive package worth the splurge? I’m on a budget, you know.
Alright, money. Okay, let’s talk. The all-inclusive? Hmm. I was skeptical. But. The drinks. The *endless* flow of cocktails by the pool? The convenience of grabbing a snack whenever… whenever you want? Absolutely. Without the AI, you’d be nickel-and-diming yourself to death. And let's be honest, you're there to *escape*. So, figure out your budget, check what the extras cost (seriously, factor in those cheeky ice creams!), and then make a call. Me? I'd probably go back and pay again. That first Pina Colada… pure bliss.
What about the beach? Is it as amazing as the pictures make it look?
The beach. Oh, the beach. The pictures are… mostly accurate. The water? Crystal clear. Turquoise perfection! The sand… is a bit coarse sometimes. It gets *everywhere*. I spent half the trip shaking sand out of my shoes (and my hair, and well... everywhere). Seriously, invest in a good beach bag that zips up. Otherwise? Paradise. Sun, sea, and the sound of the waves. Plus, they have those super comfy sunbeds. You'll want to fight for one, so get up early. It's a war zone, mostly, for those prime spots.
And the staff? Are they friendly? Do they actually *care*?
Okay, here’s a real winner. The staff? LOVELY. Just… lovely. Seriously, they were probably the best thing about the whole place. From the front desk, who were ridiculously helpful with my travel-induced stress, to the bar staff who knew my drink order after the third day (embarrassing, I know, but also impressive). They're genuinely friendly, eager to help, and don’t make you feel like a complete idiot when you butcher the Greek phrases you've tried to learn ("Thank you" and "More wine, please" are essential, by the way). They really do care. You can *feel* it. They really made the place feel welcoming, like a home away from home. Even when, you know, I spilled red wine on my white linen trousers. Oops.
Is there anything I *shouldn't* do? Any advice on what to avoid?
Alright, my war stories, let me share some hard-won wisdom. Don't underestimate the sun. I did. I looked like a lobster for a couple of days. Sunscreen. Lots of it. Reapply. Seriously! Also, pacing yourself with the cocktails. They go down *very* easily. Trust me on that one. Avoid trying to learn more than three Greek phrases. I still can't string a sentence together, and I spent way too much time staring at a phrasebook. Finally, don't be afraid to relax. Seriously. Let go of the to-do list. You're on holiday!
Okay, let's go a little deeper: What about the vibe? Is it for… young people? Couples? Families? Old people?
The vibe… okay, so, this is where it gets nuanced. I'm a *mess*. And I still loved it. I saw couples holding hands, people of all ages and families. It’s got that lovely Mediterranean feel, all relaxed and chill. Daytime? Relaxed, easygoing. You can actually hear the waves (when you're not yelling at the pesky seagulls). Evenings? A bit more lively, but not a rave-fest. They have live music some nights (jazz was a highlight), or you can just chill at your table. I saw all kinds of people here, which made it even more enjoyable. And, actually, I'm going back next year with the family.
What's the deal with the pool? Anything to know?
The pool! Okay, so, the pool. It's… nice. They have a main pool, and another one. The main pool? Busy. Fun. Lots of splashing. Good for a swim, but, again, getting a lounger requires some… strategy. The smaller pool? Quieter. More relaxing. I, um, might have spent a whole afternoon reading a book there, occasionally dipping my toes in the water. The water's a perfect temperature. Not too cold, not too warm. And on one side, I got *totally* burned. Lesson: Reapply sunscreen even when you think you're in the shade.
Tell me something really, really specific that you loved. Or hated. Be honest.
Okay, okay, the *truth*. I absolutely, utterly, completely, *irrevocably* loved the balcony on my room. The view was incredible. I just… I sat out there every single morning with a coffee (strong coffee, naturally) and watched the sunrise. It was a moment of pure, unadulterated peace. The sound of the sea, the colours, the silence… exceptBest Rest Finder
