RMH Modena: Italy's Hidden Artistic Gem (You HAVE to See This!)
RMH Modena: Italy's Hidden Artistic Gem (You HAD to See This! – My Chaotic, Glorious Review!)
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because I've just returned from a whirlwind trip to Modena and the RMH Modena… and honestly? My brain's still trying to process it all. This isn't your cookie-cutter hotel review, folks. This is the raw, unedited, and slightly caffeinated truth. Get ready for a real rollercoaster!
First Impressions (and a Few Mishaps):
Finding the RMH Modena felt a bit like a treasure hunt. My GPS was having a moment, leading me on a scenic detour that ended with me staring at a very confused-looking donkey. But eventually, finally, I pulled up. The exterior? Clean, modern, and… well, not exactly setting my soul on fire. But hey, beauty is on the inside, right? (More on that later.)
Let's Talk Accessibility (Because Life Isn't Always Smooth Sailing):
Right off the bat, gotta give props for Wheelchair accessible. The hotel is pretty good on this front, and that's a HUGE plus. Getting around the lobby, to the restaurants, and the basic things was easy enough. However, I couldn't find perfect information about all the accessibility and what those are, more information could be useful. Also, for those with facilities for disabled guests the hotel offers many of the services.
Internet Chaos (or, How I Became a Wi-Fi Addict):
Okay, this is crucial. The Internet is the blood of modern life, right? They promised Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! and Internet [LAN]. Thank the heavens. I'm talking frantic email checks, Instagram stalking, and the essential: finding the best gelato in Modena (spoiler alert: every place). The Wi-Fi speed varied. Mostly, it was strong, but once or twice, I swear I was reliving the dial-up era. The Internet services themselves were good.
Cleanliness and Safety: Because Let's Face It, We're Still Living in a Pandemic (and I'm a Germaphobe with a Bad Case of Wanderlust):
This is where the RMH Modena shined. Seriously. I felt safer here than in my own apartment. Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection in common areas, Staff trained in safety protocol, Room sanitization opt-out available, Rooms sanitized between stays, and Sanitized kitchen and tableware items… the list goes on. I even saw them using Professional-grade sanitizing services. This gave me so much peace of mind, I could actually relax and enjoy the trip. The Hand sanitizer dispensers were everywhere.
They even did all kinds of stuff, like Individually-wrapped food options and Physical distancing of at least 1 meter… it was impressive. And hey – I love the fact that they are taking the Safe dining setupseriously.
(Side note: I'm a bit of a hypochondriac, so this stuff REALLY matters to me.)
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: My Stomach's Very Detailed Report:
Let's be honest, I travel for the food. And the RMH Modena delivered… mostly.
- Breakfast [buffet]: Standard. Decent. The Breakfast [buffet] was nothing to write home about, though. The pastries, however, were divine.
- Breakfast in room: If you want to enjoy your breakfast in bed, you can order the Breakfast in room
- Asian breakfast: I wasn't able to get that.
- Restaurants: They had Restaurants, and I especially loved the A la carte in restaurant.
- Snack bar: I love that Snack bar
- Bar: the Bar, especially during Happy hour, was amazing.
- Coffee/tea in restaurant: Every morning I had my coffee and tea, I was addicted.
- Desserts in restaurant: They were good for me, I usually have Desserts in restaurant.
- Asian cuisine in restaurant, International cuisine in restaurant: I loved the Asian cuisine in restaurant and International cuisine in restaurant.
- Bottle of water: I saw them offering a Bottle of water.
- Poolside bar: I really enjoyed the Poolside bar
- Room service [24-hour]: You can order Room service [24-hour], but I didn't try it.
- Vegetarian restaurant: I really loved the Vegetarian restaurant.
- Western breakfast, Western cuisine in restaurant: I didn't try the Western breakfast, but their Western cuisine in restaurant was amazing.
- Alternative meal arrangement: They can help with Alternative meal arrangement.
- Soup in restaurant, Salad in restaurant: I love both, but I didn't try them.
- Coffee shop: I didn't try it.
Things to Do & Ways to Relax (or, How I Tried to Avoid Actually Working):
- Spa/sauna: This is where the RMH Modena really surprised me!! A full on Spa, Steamroom, Sauna
- Pool with view: The Pool with view was something else, not exactly the best for seeing but still great.
- Swimming pool [outdoor], Swimming pool: I wanted to spend all my time at the Swimming pool [outdoor], Swimming pool, but I had to work.
- Body scrub, Body wrap, Foot bath, Massage: These had me practically melting into the furniture. The Massage with the view of the pool was divine
- Gym/fitness, Fitness center: I am not the fitness type, but the Gym/fitness, Fitness center were well equipped.
Services and Conveniences (Stuff That Made My Life Easier):
- Concierge: The Concierge was a lifesaver. They booked my tours, gave me restaurant recommendations, and helped me navigate the slightly-confusing Italian train system.
- Laundry service: I love the Laundry service.
- Car park [free of charge], Car park [on-site], Valet parking: The Car park [free of charge], Car park [on-site], Valet parking were wonderful
- Daily housekeeping: The Daily housekeeping was appreciated.
- Food delivery: They had Food delivery.
- Air conditioning in public area: I loved the Air conditioning in public area.
- Meeting stationery: I didn't try the Meeting stationery.
- Dry cleaning: They had Dry cleaning.
- Convenience store: Great Convenience store available
- Airport transfer, Taxi service: The Airport transfer, Taxi service was a great service.
- Cash withdrawal, Currency exchange, Safety deposit boxes: I appreciated the Cash withdrawal, Currency exchange, Safety deposit boxes
For the Kids (Because Even I Know Some People Actually Travel With Them):
- Babysitting service, Family/child friendly, Kids facilities, Kids meal: They are set up for the kids! The Babysitting service, Family/child friendly, and Kids facilities were really appreciated. I can't say much about the Kids meal, but it seemed good.
Available in all rooms:
- Air conditioning, Alarm clock, Bathtub, Bathrobes, Bathroom phone, Blackout curtains, Carpeting, Closet, Coffee/tea maker, Complimentary tea, Daily housekeeping, Desk, Extra long bed, Free bottled water, Hair dryer, High floor, In-room safe box, Interconnecting room(s) available, Ironing facilities, Laptop workspace, Linens, Mini bar, Mirror, Non-smoking, On-demand movies, Private bathroom, Reading light, Refrigerator, Safety/security feature, Satellite/cable channels, Scale, Seating area, Separate shower/bathtub, Shower, Slippers, Smoke detector, Socket near the bed, Sofa, Soundproofing, Telephone, Toiletries, Towels, Umbrella, Visual alarm, Wake-up service, Wi-Fi [free], Window that opens: All the necessities! I especially appreciated the Air conditioning. The Free bottled water, and the super comfy Extra long bed.
The Negatives (Because I'm Real):
- The Exterior: The exterior could use a little…oomph. It's functional but not exactly Instagrammable.
The Verdict (Drumroll, Please!):
The RMH Modena is a solid choice, especially if you value cleanliness, good service, and are looking for some serious relaxation. It's a great home base for exploring Modena and the surrounding area. Just be prepared for some minor hiccups and remember to explore the hotel's hidden gems.
My Quirky Observation: The staff was incredibly friendly. It's like they were all secretly competing for the "Most-Welcoming-Smile" award.
Would I Go Back? Absolutely. Already planning my return!
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Alright, buckle up, buttercup, because we're heading to Modena, Italy, and this ain't gonna be your perfectly curated Instagram feed. This is the REAL DEAL. My brain is already buzzing just thinking about it. Prepare for chaos, questionable gelato choices, and me battling the existential dread that always lurks just beneath the surface of a "fun" vacation.
RMH MODENA DES ARTS - Modena, Italy: A Trip for the Soul (and Possibly Mild Panic) - Officially Unschedulable
Day 1: Arrival and the Great Parmesan Pursuit (and the Existential Dread Begins)
- Morning (Like, REALLY morning - thanks, jet lag!): Land in Bologna. Ugh. Airports. The sound of rolling suitcases is the soundtrack to my impending doom. Get through customs (praying my passport picture doesn't look too deranged), grab a train to Modena. Already feeling vaguely nauseous from the airport coffee. Note to self: MUST find good coffee IMMEDIATELY upon arrival. This is non-negotiable. Anxiety Level: 6/10 - mostly just hunger and the fear of missing my connection.
- Late Morning/Early Afternoon: Arrive in Modena. Check into the RMH Modena Des Arts. Hopefully, the room isn't haunted. I swear, I have a sixth sense for haunted hotels. Quick unpack, because let's be honest, throwing everything on the bed is the ONLY way I know how to do it.
- Afternoon: Parmesan Pilgrimage! (and the "Are We There Yet?" Syndrome): The official itinerary says "Parmesan tasting." My inner critic is screaming, "ARE YOU SERIOUSLY PLANNING A PARMESAN TASTING? THAT'S THE MOST BASIC THING EVER." But FINE. FINE! We're doing it. We'll find a genuine Parmigiano-Reggiano producer. I'm picturing rolling hills, happy cows, and a slightly judgmental farmer with a perfectly sculpted mustache. I REALLY hope the cheese is extraordinary, because if it's just… cheese, I'm gonna be disappointed. I'm also picturing the crowds, the traffic, the potential for wrong turns… all of which fuel the ever-present existential dread. Anxiety Level: 7.5/10 - This is where the "Are We There Yet?" kicks in, despite the fact we haven't even left the hotel. Good lord. My brain is a hamster wheel.
- Evening: Dinner Dilemma and Pre-Gnocchi Panic: Find a trattoria (the internet suggests some… hopefully, the reviews are credible). The pasta. It has to be perfect. I've been dreaming of perfectly al dente tortellini in brodo for weeks. What if the pasta is overcooked? What if the service is terrible? WHAT IF I ORDER THE WRONG THING?! My inner food critic is a total jerk. It's brutal. Maybe order a bottle of wine to calm down. Or three. Also, let's be real, I will probably wander aimlessly for an hour before actually making a dinner choice. Anxiety Level: 8/10 - the spaghetti anxiety is real.
Day 2: Balsamic Dreams and Car Culture Chaos
- Morning: Wake up. Hopefully not in a cold sweat. Attempt to tackle the hotel breakfast buffet. Probably eat too many pastries and subsequently regret every single one of them. Decide that I absolutely must try balsamic vinegar. This is Modena, after all. But wait! The balsamic is aged! I have a fear of things that are aged. (Just ask my relatives).
- Late Morning/Afternoon: Balsamic vinegar tour. Seriously, I'm not even sure what the hell I'm looking for. I mean, it's vinegar. But everyone raves about it, I guess. So, I'll drink the Kool-Aid. (Or, you know, the balsamic). I imagine I'll feel pretentious. Oh dear. Anxiety Level: 7/10 - the fear of being a pretentious person in a setting of pretension is… ironic.
- Afternoon (and a little bit of self-sabotage): Modena Motor Gallery. My partner is obsessed with cars. I am… not. Honestly, my idea of a good car is that it gets me from point A to point B without breaking down. BUT! I will feign interest. I will try to look impressed. I will ask the right questions. (Probably). This means forcing myself to focus and not, say, wander off to find a gelato shop. The struggle is real. This is where my patience is truly tested.
- Evening: Gelato, finally! Find the BEST gelato in Modena. The mission: to avoid tourist traps and find the creamy, dreamy, authentic Italian gelato. The problem? My indecisiveness. I could spend all night trying to decide if I want lemon or hazelnut! This, coupled with the potential for food poisoning (irrational, I know!) is a serious issue. Hopefully, I won't melt down before I get that first delicious spoonful. Anxiety Level: 9/10 - Gelato is serious business!
Day 3: The Museum of Art, and Goodbye (or maybe a "See ya Later!")
- Morning: Visit the Galleria Estense museum (more art, more pretentious vibes). I'll try to appreciate the art. Really, I will. I'll try to not get bored and think, "Okay, when's lunch?" But the truth? I'm going to be looking for the snack bar. I am who I am.
- Afternoon: Wander the streets of Modena. Get utterly and hopelessly lost. Embrace it. Enjoy the chaos. Buy something ridiculously overpriced and completely useless. Take approximately one thousand photos of things that won’t matter in a year.
- Evening: Pack (or attempt to). Realize I've probably bought too many things and will have to pay extra for my luggage. Secretly wonder if I can just stay. Live the simple life in Modena, eating pasta and gelato forever. The appeal is strong.
- Night: Train to… well, wherever I'm going next. Probably already planning the next trip. The cycle continues. Anxiety Level: 6/10 - The "I don't want to go home" blues are setting in.
Important Considerations (and Internal Ramblings):
- Coffee: This is life or death. No Starbucks! Find the local gem. Espresso machine. It's gotta happen.
- Language: I will butcher the Italian. I will apologize profusely. I will be charming (hopefully).
- Food: Eat everything. Regret nothing. Except the airport coffee. NEVER again.
- The Meaning of Life: Possibly find it while staring at a bowl of pasta. Or maybe while eating gelato.
- My sanity: A work in progress.
So, there you have it. My completely unreliable, utterly chaotic, and probably wildly inaccurate travel itinerary. Wish me luck. I'm going to need it. And maybe a large glass of wine. Or three.
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1. So, Modena... Really? Italy's "Hidden Gem"? Is that just marketing BS?
Alright, honesty hour. *Yes,* it’s partly marketing. Everything is. But… Modena actually *deserves* the title. I mean, it’s not Rome with its throngs, thank GOD. It's manageable. It's… *intimate*. And the art, oh man, the art! I was skeptical too, expecting another tourist trap. I was DEAD WRONG. The first time I wandered into the Galleria Estense, I honestly teared up. No hyperbole. (Don’t judge. I'm an art nerd.) And the fact that those incredible works weren't swarming with camera-wielding hordes? Pure, unadulterated bliss.
Okay, there *are* tourists. But the vibe isn't… frantic. It’s more like you've stumbled into a very beautiful, well-kept secret.
2. Okay, I'm intrigued. But what's the big draw *besides* the art that made you weep? Spill.
Okay, fine. The art is huge. *Massive*. But let's be real, Italy has art. Everywhere. Modena has… a feeling. It’s the pace of life. The way the locals greet each other—*Buongiorno!*—with genuine warmth. The food, obviously (we'll get there). It's the way the light hits the brick buildings in the afternoon. It's the smell of freshly baked bread mingling with the exhaust fumes of a Vespa. (Yes, it's a weird mix, but it somehow works.)
I remember one day, I was utterly lost, hopelessly trying to decipher a map that looked suspiciously like hieroglyphics. This elderly woman, all flowing scarves and twinkling eyes, just *knew*. She didn't speak much English, I didn't speak much Italian, but somehow, we communicated. She walked me *all the way* to where I needed to go, chattering away. It was the sweetest, most frustrating (because I couldn't understand!) experience. But the kindness? Unforgettable.
3. Let's talk art! What should I *actually* see at the Galleria Estense? Besides the waterworks.
Okay, okay, no more crying (maybe). The Galleria Estense. Prepare yourself. It’s a treasure trove. You *have* to see El Greco's paintings. Just… stand there. Breathe. Let the colours wash over you. Then, the Triptych of the Madonna with Saints by the Master of the Saint Bartholomew Altarpiece… It's… overwhelming. In a good way. Seriously, those are the big hitters. Then explore! Spend an *hour* in front of a single painting that you're drawn to. Really look. Don't just tick a box.
And for god's sake, don't rush! The crowds are manageable, but you'll want to savour the space. It's not a museum; it's an *experience*.
4. Is Modena just about serious art? Because I’m a *fun* person.
God, no! Modena is incredibly fun. It's just… a different kind of fun. You’re not going to find cheesy tourist traps. You'll find authentic experiences. Food experiences! The Mercato Albinelli! (It is a MUST-SEE). The balsamic vinegar tastings (more on that later, because that's an *experience*). The Aperitivo scene is killer. (Basically, pre-dinner drinks and snacks. It’s the Italian way of life.)
And the Ferrari Museum is right there, too! If you're into that sort of thing. (I'm not, but I appreciate the sleekness. Very Italian.)
5. Okay, tell me about the food. Because I’m already hungry.
Right! *This* is where Modena truly shines. Forget your diet. Throw it out the window. This is a place where you *live* to eat. First, Balsamic Vinegar of Modena. *Aceto Balsamico*. Forget the stuff in the grocery store. The real deal is like liquid gold. Visit a producer. Take a tour. Taste the various ages. You'll become a snob. You'll never look at salad dressing the same way again.
Then there’s tortellini in brodo (tiny pasta dumplings in broth). *Heaven*. Seriously. And the Parmigiano Reggiano! Fresh pasta, amazing meat. And gelato, of course. The gelato everywhere is amazing, but look for places packed with locals. That's the sign of real quality. One of the best things I ever ate was a tiny torta in a shop, made fresh in the morning. Incredible. I'm salivating just thinking about it.
6. What about getting around? Is it a nightmare like Rome?
Blessedly, NO. Modena is perfectly walkable. *Absolutely* walkable. The historic center is relatively small and easy to navigate. Honestly, the best way to experience it is on foot. Get lost! Wander down the narrow streets. Discover hidden courtyards. Maybe rent a bike if you're feeling ambitious. The traffic is... manageable. The buses are okay, but walking is the way to go.
Just be prepared for the cobblestones. Comfortable shoes are essential! My poor feet... I should've listened to my own advice. My first day was a blister-filled disaster.
7. Okay, let's talk downsides. Every place has them. What's the catch?
Hmmm… okay, here’s the brutally honest truth. It's not the cheapest place. Italy in general isn't. Good food comes at a price. If you're on a shoestring, you'll have to be strategic. Eat at the local trattorias, steer clear of the super touristy restaurants, and embrace the street food (which, by the way, is fantastic). The language barrier can be a little tricky if you don't speak Italian, but most people are patient and helpful. Learn a few basic phrases – *per favore, grazie, scusi* – it goes a long way.
And, in a weird way, sometimes the “hidden gem” thing *can* be a downside. Some places can be hard to find, and you might have to go looking for them. But isn't that part of the adventure?
8. Best time to visit? And when *shouldn't* I go?
Shoulder seasons are your friend. Spring (April-May) and fall (September-October) are ideal. The weather is pleasant, the crowds are smaller, and everything is blooming or turning gorgeous colours. Summer (June-August) is hot, and you'll have to contendWander Stay Spot
