Escape to Paradise: Solomon's Inn Resort & Marina Awaits!
Escape to Paradise: Solomon's Inn Resort & Marina Awaits! (Or Does It?) - A Real-Talk Review
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because I just got back from Solomon's Inn Resort & Marina, and lemme tell you, it’s a mixed bag. This ain't one of those perfectly polished travel brochures, so expect some truth bombs, some gushing, and maybe a little internal screaming. Let's dive in, shall we?
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First Impressions (and a Near-Miss Disaster!)
Pulling up to Solomon's Inn, the marina did look pretty damn picturesque. Boats bobbing, sun glinting… Very Instagram-worthy. BUT, and this is a BIG but, getting there was a comedy of errors thanks to my GPS sending me down a dirt track that definitely wasn’t meant for my rental. (Pro-tip: double-check those directions!) Anyway, finally made it. The exterior? Clean-ish. Doesn't look as spiffy as the pictures, but isn't dreadful and the staff were nice enough to overlook the slightly panicked look in my eyes, I'm guessing from my earlier detour.
Accessibility: A Mixed Blessing (And One REALLY Annoying Step!)
Okay, let's get real. Accessibility is a big deal, and Solomon's Inn… well, it tries. Wheelchair accessible? Yes, mostly. The main areas are pretty good, elevators are present (thank god!), and there's ramp access to the lobby. HOWEVER, and this is a HUGE HOWEVER… The entrance to the main restaurant has a single, deceptively steep step. Seriously? One step? In 2024? It's like they almost got it right, and then just… gave up. This also made it hard for baby gear to make it through, to keep on the same note.
Room for Improvement:
- A dedicated ramp or lift access at the main restaurant entrance is crucial.
- Review all pathways for any accessibility barriers.
Rooms: A Sanctuary (Mostly)
My room? Spacious, clean (thank god!), but the "luxury" advertised wasn't exactly oozing out. It was functional, which is all I really needed after my travel debacles.
- Air conditioning: Worked like a charm, thank goodness.
- Wi-Fi was AMAZING! Seriously, the Wi-Fi [free] in every room and internet access – wireless was a lifesaver. Able to work, stream, and share my experiences online.
- Bed: Extra long bed! It was a comfortable place to get some rest after all the adventures.
- Bathroom: The water pressure was decent. They provide a Hair dryer and Toiletries.
- Non-smoking rooms: Praise the lord, the air was fresh because of this.
- **The room was *Soundproofing*, though, the noise still made it into the room at times.
Cleanliness & Safety: Feeling Safe
Okay, this is where Solomon's Inn gets some serious brownie points. Safety and cleanliness are obviously top priorities.
- Rooms sanitized between stays: Check!
- Daily disinfection in common areas: Check!
- Hand sanitizer everywhere.
- Staff trained in safety protocol.
- Smoke alarms.
- Fire extinguisher.
- Security [24-hour].
- CCTV in common areas.
- CCTV outside property.
I felt genuinely safe, which is HUGE these days. They take cleanliness seriously, even though I'm not sure if they used Anti-viral cleaning products, they did a hell of a job cleaning.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: The Food Coma Challenge
Alright, let's talk food. And here's where it gets interesting.
- Restaurants: There are a few. The main one, overlooking the marina, is stunning. The other, the "Poolside Bar," is more casual.
- Breakfast [buffet]: The buffet was a highlight. Think fresh fruit, scrambled eggs, pastries… all delicious. I enjoyed Asian breakfast and Western breakfast.
- A la carte in restaurant: I loved eating the Salad in restaurant.
- Poolside bar: This was a lifesaver during the day, with the convenience of a full bar.
- Happy hour: Yes! I went to the bar and had a great time.
- Room service [24-hour]: I was very grateful to have 24 hour room service.
- Coffee/tea in restaurant: Always a must!
- Snack bar: I loved eating the snacks at the pool side bar.
The Spa Experience: Pure Bliss (But Prepare to Pay)
I splurged on a spa day, and I have zero regrets. It was AMAZING. The Spa, the Sauna, the Steamroom, the Body scrub, the Body wrap, the Foot bath, the Massage… all pure, unadulterated heaven. The Pool with view was an absolute treat, too. Do it. Just, you know, save up. It's not cheap.
Things to Do & Ways to Relax: Sun, Sand, and… More Sun
- Swimming pool [outdoor]: Gorgeous!
- Fitness center: Good if if you want to workout while you're there.
- Gym/fitness: There is a gym too!
Internet: Wi-Fi Everywhere!
The Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! was such a stress reliever. Having reliable internet access made it easy to share my trip and stay in touch. The Internet was good, and I was able to work and surf the web with no problems.
Services & Conveniences: They Got You (Mostly)
- Concierge: Super helpful!
- Daily housekeeping: My room was spotless.
- Laundry service: A lifesaver after getting my swimsuit sandy.
- Cash withdrawal: There is a ATM, so that was very convenient
- Elevator.
- Doorman.
For the Kids (and Kidults!):
- The hotel is Family/child friendly.
- They have Kids facilities
- You can arrange a Babysitting service.
Getting Around:
- Airport transfer: Available!
- Car park [free of charge]: Free parking is always a bonus.
The Verdict: Should You Escape to Paradise?
Look, Solomon's Inn isn't perfect. But is it a decent option? Yes. Is Escape to Paradise: Solomon's Inn Resort & Marina Awaits!! worth it? Mostly. If you're looking for a relaxing getaway with stunning views, good food, and AMAZING Wi-Fi, and you can navigate the minor accessibility hiccups, then absolutely. Just be prepared to spend a little more than you budgeted, and be ready to speak to the staff. I'd say it's better than most resorts, and has the potential to be even better. Just keep those steps in mind!
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Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because we're diving headfirst into my completely unedited, totally honest, and likely disastrous Solomons Inn Resort + Marina adventure. Prepare for the rollercoaster, because frankly, I'm still not sure if I packed enough snacks.
Day 1: Arrival and the Great Crab Cake Conundrum
- 1:00 PM - Arrival in Solomons, MD. Okay, first impressions: charming, a little sleepy, and radiating that "I haven't seen a chain restaurant in 50 miles" vibe. Immediately feeling a sense of slow-down, a good feeling. The GPS, bless its digital heart, tried to send us down a dirt road. Apparently, "scenic route" means "potentially stuck in a ditch." Lovely.
- 1:30 PM - Check-in at Solomons Inn. The check-in lady was SO nice! It's the little things, you know? Like, a friendly face after fighting traffic for three hours. The room… well, it's clean, which is the most important thing, right? Plus, the balcony overlooks the marina, and I swear, I can already smell the salty air and the promise of adventure.
- 2:30 PM - The Crab Cake Crisis. Lunch! And here's where the drama begins. Apparently, Solomons is ALL ABOUT the crab cakes. I, being a crab cake connoisseur (and by that, I mean I eat them), was beyond excited. We went to Solomons Pier Restaurant, because it's the first place we stumble on. The anticipation was building. I could practically taste the flaky, buttery goodness. The plate of crab heaven arrived (or so it seemed). But…and this is where the emotional turmoil begins…it was a bit meh. Like, the crab was there. There was something that resembled a "cake" here. But it was bland, kinda dry, and honestly, I'm pretty sure my homemade version is tastier. Deflated emoji. I needed a moment. I may have dramatically sighed. I definitely questioned my life choices.
- 4:00 PM - Stroll around the town/marina. So, I'm still reeling from the crab cake situation. But! I needed to shake it off. Wandering around the marina, watching boats bob in the water, and the sun hitting the water… it's beautiful. I secretly judged all the boats. Some of the people who own them. I want a boat. I actually really wish I had learned to sail when I was younger. This isn't helping my FOMO.
- 6:00 PM - Pre-dinner drinks at the Tiki Bar. (Yes, there's a tiki bar! Score!) The drinks? STRONG. The vibe? RELAXING. I may have started strategizing my crab cake redemption plan…
- 8:00 PM - Dinner. More crab cakes, somewhere else. My mission: The perfect crab cake.
Day 2: Sailing Dreams and a Fishy Surprise
- 9:00 AM - Breakfast at the Inn. The free continental breakfast felt very… continental. Fine. It's fuel. I'm still dreaming of a proper, epic pancake.
- 10:00 AM - Sailing adventure. A boat! Yes, after much deliberation, we got a sailing lesson. And. It. Was. AMAZING. The instructor, Captain Rick, was a salty old sea dog (literally!). He taught us basic sailing moves. I'm terrible at it, but I loved it. the sea breeze, the sun, the feeling of being on the water. Pure bliss. I felt like a different person.
- 1:00 PM - Lunch. We got back to the Inn hungry. No energy to go somewhere. So we got some pizza. The pizza was…pizza.
- 3:00 PM- Kayaking the waters. The bay is beautiful, but the kayak is kinda hard to steer. And I totally almost capsized. My husband just laughed. I swear I saw a fish leap out of the water and look at me.
- 6:00 PM - Dinner at Kingfish. I ordered fish. This time, it was actually good! We laughed, we talked, and I'm starting to feel like maybe, just maybe, I'm actually enjoying myself.
- 8:00 PM - Evening walk around the Marina. I can't get over how many boats are here.
Day 3: Museum Madness and Farewell Crab Cake (Attempt #3)
- 9:00 AM - Breakfast. The continental breakfast. Again. Maybe I'll sneak a donut next time.
- **10:00 AM - Visit the *Calvert Marine Museum.* I LOVE museums (especially historical ones!) I learned so much about the area and its history. I got to see a real, honest-to-goodness fossil! The museum is really well done. I may have dragged my husband through every exhibit.
- 12:00 PM - Crab Cake Round 3, The Reckoning.
It's the final countdown. I can't leave Solomons without finding the perfect crab cake. And so, we went to a place that was highly recommend.
- 30 Minutes later, the plates arrive. Oh, wow. Well. This is a pretty crab cake. But… the taste. It was too spicy for my tastes. I was sad.
- 2:00 PM - Souvenir shopping. A t-shirt for the kids. A tacky mug for my desk at work (because who doesn't need a mug?).
- 4:00 PM - Departure. Sigh. So long, Solomons. You're charming, even with your crab cake shortcomings.
My Final Thoughts
Solomons Inn + Marina was an interesting spot. The crab cake hunt was a journey (lol), but the sailing lesson was the highlight. It was good to get away, to enjoy the water, and to relax. Would I go back? Absolutely. With a renewed determination to find that holy grail of crab cakes, and maybe, just maybe, finally learn to sail properly. And next time, I'm bringing my own pancake mix.
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Okay, so *Escape to Paradise: Solomon's Inn*... is it actually paradise? Or just a fancy brochure lie?
Alright, *deep breath*... "Paradise." That's a BIG word, isn't it? Look, the brochure is a little... polished. It's like they hired a team of unicorns to frolic around taking photos. Solomon's Inn isn't *flawless*, honey. Never will be. But… it's got moments. Glorious, sun-drenched, toes-in-the-sand moments. The kind that make you forget you spent two hours arguing with a self-checkout machine at the airport. Think of it more as... *Paradise-ish*.
For me, it's the sunsets. Seriously, *every* single evening, the sky throws a party. I'm talking oranges, pinks, purples... I'd swear the sky was showing off just for me and the little flock of seagulls looking equally impressed. One evening, I was on the deck – cocktail in hand, naturally – and I watched a dolphin breach right in the middle of it. Talk about a moment. Just… *breathtaking*. The whole bloody world felt alright for about… well, as long as the sunset lasted. Then, it got dark and those pesky mosquitos came out. (More on *those* later.)
The food. Tell me about the food! Is it all just generic buffet muck?
Okay, let's dive into the culinary abyss. There *is* a buffet. And yes, it's *sometimes* generic. But. There are also some serious gems hidden within the buffet’s labyrinthine layout. The jerk chicken? Actually pretty damn good. The fresh fruit? Amazing. The pastries?! I may or may not have had a three-day croissant binge. Don't judge me!
However, I'm not going to lie... my first night I was a *little* disappointed. I'm a foodie, you see. I'd built up a whole mental image of exotic island spices and... well, I’m not going to say it was *bad*. But it wasn't the culinary symphony I’d envisioned. After the first few days, I started exploring. There's this little beach shack a bit of a walk down the beach (wear sandals, trust me), that does the freshest grilled seafood. Oh my. I’m already drooling just remembering that snapper with lime and garlic. So... buffet: hit or miss. The alternatives? GOLD. Absolutely GOLD. Forget the buffet, explore! Your tastebuds will thank you. Just be prepared for a longer walk or a quick taxi ride, but it's worth it.
What are the rooms like? Are they clean?
The rooms. Ah, the rooms. Let's just say they're... adequate. Clean, for the most part. Okay, the *first* room I was assigned? Let's just say the air conditioning sounded like a dying walrus. I called reception (which, by the way, is manned by some lovely, patient people). They were incredibly accommodating, and quickly moved me. The second room? Much better. The bed was comfy enough, the shower worked (usually), and the balcony gave me a lovely view -- until a flock of squawking birds decided to make it their personal meeting place every morning.
So, cleanliness isn't an issue. The rooms are *not* the Ritz, understand? Don't expect modern minimalist chic. They're a bit older, a little worn around the edges, but perfectly functional. And honestly, who spends *that* much time in their room when there's an actual *paradise* to explore outside?
The beach... how is the beach? Is it crowded?
Okay, the beach. *Now* we're talking. The beach is the star of the show. Let's just get that out of the way. The sand is that perfect, powdery white stuff you dream about. The water? Crystal clear, turquoise, and the temperature is just… *chef’s kiss*. You can stroll along, you can swim, you can just sprawl out on a sun lounger with a good book (or, you know, your phone to take pictures for your Instagram).
The crowds depend on the time of year. I went during the shoulder season, and it was pleasantly uncrowded. I had no problem getting a sun lounger, and I definitely enjoyed having plenty of space to stretch out and soak up the sun.
My *favorite* beach experience? I found a quieter, slightly more secluded spot. I swear, I could've built a sandcastle empire there and nobody would have noticed. And that's where I really fell in love with the place. Finding a little pocket of paradise just for *me*. That sand… ugh, it felt like pure luxury. Now I just need to remember to bring more sunscreen next time.
What activities are available at the resort?
Activities… there are activities. Water sports, that's a big one. I tried paddleboarding. Let's just say my balancing skills are... questionable. But it was fun, and I didn't fall in *too* often. The resort offers snorkeling trips, which are supposed to be fantastic (I didn’t go but trust me, I regret it!). There's also a rather lovely pool, which is perfect if you're not a fan of the sea (or the jelly fish... again, more later).
They have a small fitness center, which I bravely attempted once. I lasted, you guessed it, about 20 minutes before giving up and heading straight to the bar to replenish my energy and the beach. There's also some evening entertainment – music, shows, that kind of thing.
Honestly? I didn't do *a lot*. I spent most of my time on the beach, reading and getting into the perfect sun-drunk stupor. Maybe that's because I'm a lazy bum. Or maybe it's because the beach is just *that* good. Prioritize your downtime. That's my advice!
Speaking of 'things'.... What about those notorious Mosquitos! Any advice?
Oh, the mosquitos. The little *blood-sucking* fiends from hell. They're part of the package, unfortunately. Pack *loads* of insect repellent. Seriously. More than you think you'll need. Spray yourself *religiously*, especially at dawn and dusk. I thought I was being clever and went for a walk to watch the sunrise without any spray one morning. I was wrong. So, so wrong. I looked like a walking pin cushion.
There are also things you can purchase. Those citronella candles? They might help a little, but don't rely on them. Long sleeves and long pants in the evenings. And if you're bitten (and you probably will be), try to avoid scratching! Easier said than done, believe me. I learned the hard way. Also, apparently, bananas make you more attractive to mosquitos. Interesting fact.
