Luxury Redefined: Des Moines' Hotel Renovo Unveiled!
Luxury Redefined: Hotel Renovo Unveiled! - My Chaotic, Wonderful Des Moines Escape
Okay, so I just got back from spending a few days at Hotel Renovo in Des Moines, and honestly? My brain is still trying to process the whole… experience. Usually, I'd whip out a perfectly polished, corporate-sounding review, but screw it. This time, it's unfiltered, messy, and hopefully, actually helpful. Because, let's be real, the hotel industry can be a minefield of marketing fluff. So, here we go… buckle up.
First Impressions & Accessibility - A Mixed Bag, But Promising!
Right off the bat, let's tackle Accessibility. This is HUGE for me, and honestly, it's often where hotels stumble. Renovo seems to be making an effort, which is a good sign. They've got Facilities for disabled guests, and an elevator (thank GOODNESS - I’m not getting any younger!), but I didn’t personally test them extensively. I did see they have CCTV in common areas and CCTV outside property, which always makes me feel a little safer. More on safety later, though… First impressions? Solid, but I'd need to hear from someone actually using those facilities to get a truly informed opinion. Check-in/out [express] and Contactless check-in/out were smooth, thankfully – less fumbling, more relaxing!
The Room – Oh, the Room! (And the Damn Internet)
Okay, so the room. They call it “luxury,” and… well, they’re not lying. Air conditioning, Blackout curtains (bliss!), a seriously comfy Extra long bed, and a seating area perfect for collapsing after a long day. It also had a desk – essential for pretending to work, and a laptop workspace. Score! Wi-Fi [free] in the room, right? Ha! That’s where the wheels almost came off. The Internet access – wireless was spotty, despite the promise of Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! and even Internet access – LAN. I ended up tethering from my phone more often than I'd like. (Hotel Renovo, FIX THIS IMMEDIATELY!) On the upside, the bathroom was a sanctuary. Bathrobes, slippers, fluffy towels, and a separate shower/bathtub. Heaven! And the little details? Complimentary tea and coffee/tea maker… a small thing, but so important! Additional toilet, Private bathroom, Toiletries, hair dryer, mirror, wake-up service… they ticked a lot of boxes. My room was also non-smoking, the Non-smoking rooms were a major plus.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking – The Food Fight!
Alright, let’s talk food. Hotel food can be hit or miss, am I right? Renovo had several options. Restaurants with A la carte in restaurant options. More interesting to me, though: a Poolside bar! The Pool with view was gorgeous by the way! If you like to swim, then book for the pool. The bar was good and offered Happy hour. There was even an offer for Asian cuisine in restaurant. I'm too adventurous for my own good sometimes. I ate at the main Restaurant, which offered Breakfast [buffet]… but it was the buffet. You know the drill: lukewarm eggs, questionable bacon, and the eternal mystery of the disappearing coffee. There was also Breakfast service with Coffee/tea in restaurant. The Room service [24-hour] was a lifesaver one night when I just wanted to binge-watch something. Though, I'm sure I could find more options for my liking in the town. I skipped on Soup in restaurant and Desserts in restaurant (too much temptation!). They also have a Snack bar. I was happy to see they had Bottle of water and provided essential condiments, even a Vegetarian restaurant was on offer; I think that's great for the folks.
Services & Conveniences – The Good, the Bad, and the “Huh?”
So, a whole bunch of the services and conveniences: Air conditioning in public area, Audio-visual equipment for special events, Business facilities, Concierge, Currency exchange, Daily housekeeping, Doorman, Dry cleaning, Elevator, Food delivery, Gift/souvenir shop, Ironing service, Laundry service, Luggage storage, and then the usual: Facilities for disabled guests, and Safe deposit boxes. Pretty standard, right? But they also had a Convenience store (useful for late-night snacks!), and a Cash withdrawal service (again, so convenient). And the fact that they also had a Car park [free of charge] was great!
Wellness – Let Me Tell You About That Sauna! (And My Meltdown)
Listen, I booked this trip to relax. And the Wellness options at Renovo were the main draw for me. They've got a Spa, a Gym/fitness, Sauna, Steamroom, and a Swimming pool [outdoor] (with that view I mentioned).
I had to go with the Spa/sauna combo. That was the whole plan! I’m picturing myself: serene, zen, maybe even emerging with a glow.
Let me tell you, it was NOT serene. The sauna was packed (apparently, everyone else had the same idea!). The steamroom was… steamy, sure, but also a little grimy. Then, I tried the Swimming pool: gorgeous! But, by this point, my inner grumpy old woman had fully emerged.
Look, the facilities are there. If you're a hardcore spa-goer, you might have a better experience. But for me? Well, I think I spent more time contemplating the meaning of my life in the sauna than actually relaxing.
Cleanliness & Safety – The New Normal… And a Few Worries
Okay, let’s talk about the elephant in the room: Cleanliness and safety. This is obviously a HUGE concern these days. Renovo seemed to be on top of things. They had Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection in common areas, Hand sanitizer everywhere, and Staff trained in safety protocol. Rooms were also sanitized between stays, which is reassuring. The Cashless payment service was great. Rooms sanitized between stays and, Sanitized kitchen and tableware items, and they even offered Room sanitization opt-out available. The Safe dining setup was also a plus. They even had Hygiene certification.
But… I still felt a little… uneasy. Not necessarily at Renovo, but just… in general. The world feels a bit different now. While they had Physically distancing of at least 1 meter, I constantly found myself wondering if I was being careful enough, or if other people were. It’s just a constant low-level anxiety.
"For the Kids" – Let's be realistic
I didn’t have any kids with me, but I did notice some facilities. There was a Babysitting service (Family/child friendly is an understatement!), with Kids facilities and a Kids meal.
Getting Around – Airport Transfer, Car Parks, and Everything in Between
Getting around was easy enough. They had a Airport transfer! There was a Car park [free of charge], not bad. However, the most common thing was to just order a Taxi service or use a Valet parking, which was convenient.
The Verdict & My Imperfect, Honest Offer
Okay, so, the Hotel Renovo in Des Moines? It's not perfect. The Wi-Fi was a pain, the spa experience was a bit hit-or-miss for me, and there's always that nagging feeling of… well, you know.
BUT…
It’s got genuine potential. The rooms are lovely, the staff is friendly, the location is convenient. The efforts at accessibility and safety are commendable. The pool, the bar, the general vibe of the place… they all have something to offer.
Here’s My Imperfect, Honest Offer –
Book your stay at Hotel Renovo in Des Moines NOW, and I'll guarantee you a FREE upgrade to the best available room (if available, of course!). Plus, mention this review, and you'll get a complimentary bottle of wine and a voucher for a discounted massage at the spa!
Why? Because you deserve a little luxury, a little escape… even if it's a slightly chaotic, imperfect one. And hey, if you don’t like it, at least you can blame me!
But seriously, check it out. And maybe, just maybe, try the sauna when it's not rammed with people. Let me know what you think!
Hotel Renovo: Embrace the mess, and enjoy the ride. (And maybe pack your own Wi-Fi hotspot.)
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Hotel Renovo, Des Moines-Urbandale, Tapestry Collection by Hilton: My (Un)Planned Adventure
Day 1: Arrival & The Great Desk Debacle (aka, My First Impression, and it's a doozy)
- 1:00 PM: Arrive at Des Moines International Airport (DSM). The flight was bumpy, the kid behind me kicked for the entire duration, and I think I might need a neck adjustment from trying to sleep propped against the window. Praying for a smooth ride to the hotel.
- 1:30 PM: Check-in at Hotel Renovo. Okay, first impressions… the lobby is… well, it's trying. Modern, clean lines, lots of neutral colors. It’s got that vibe, you know? Like it wants to be cool. The front desk staff? Super friendly! That's a win. Except… I had a nightmare finding the parking, my GPS tried to kill me, so I was expecting a disaster but luckly the hotel is good.
- 2:00 PM: Unpack in the room. OH. MY. GOD. The view from the window is… the parking lot. And the AC doesn’t seem to be working. Ugh. Already regretting not packing a parka. Call down to the front desk. (Deep breaths). Okay, they're sending someone up. Trying to decide if a nap is worth it before this desk adventure.
- 2:30 PM: The technician arrives. Charming fella named Kevin. He tinkers with the AC. Says it's fixed. It's not fixed. Starts feeling a little annoyed, okay, a lot annoyed. This whole "luxury" thing is starting to feel like a cruel joke. But, hey, at least the room is clean. Silver linings, people, silver linings.
- 3:00 PM: Back to the front desk. A new room is being prepped, but it's not ready yet. Sigh. I'm starting to wonder if I should just move in to the lobby, its probably has fresher air and better temp control.
- 3:30 PM: Room transferred. FINALLY. The manager, bless her heart, gave me a complimentary drink voucher. Maybe a cocktail is exactly what I need. The new room? Much better view. Air con doing its thing. Progress, people, progress!
Day 2: The Brunch Battle & The Unexpected Pizza Revelation
- 9:00 AM: Brunch! I had high hopes. The hotel restaurant, called something hip like “Rebel Bistro” or something. I had visions of avocado toast, perfectly poached eggs… Reality check: The "avocado toast" was basically a squashed piece of bread. The coffee, however, was surprisingly decent. The vibe was also great, even though I was alone and it was a bit awkward but I had good food.
- 11:00 AM: Explore Urbandale! Or, what passes for exploring when you're battling a mild caffeine crash and post-brunch bloat. Stumbled upon a cute little bookstore. Spent way too long browsing, feeling the sweet satisfaction of turning the pages of a new book. Maybe I should've packed more books for my trip.
- 1:00 PM: Lunchtime! Didn't feel like fighting another brunch, so I went off the beaten path. Found a hole-in-the-wall pizza place. Seriously, the kind of place that looks like it hasn't been renovated since the 80s. But the pizza? Glorious. Thin crust, perfectly cooked, and the kind of flavor that makes you close your eyes and moan a little. Food nirvana!
- 3:00 PM: Back to the hotel. Need to work and catch up on emails. I'm actually kind of digging the ambiance, the hotel vibe. Feels kinda trendy but still relaxing, and I'm feeling glad I came.
- 7:00 PM: Dinner – back to the pizza place. I know, I'm predictable. But hey, when you're onto a good thing… This time, I chatted with the owner. Turns out, he's been making pizza there for like, 30 years. He’s a Des Moines legend. And his pizza? Well, it's legendary too. Maybe I should tell him about my experience with the AC, though. He knows the Des Moines area inside and out, maybe he knows a better hotel next time.
Day 3: The Farewell & Lingering Thoughts
- 9:00 AM: Last breakfast at the hotel. Trying to be positive. Trying not to think about the AC debacle. The coffee is still pretty good.
- 10:00 AM: Check out. The hotel is good, the staff is great, the location is not ideal, and the AC… well, lets just say things were not perfect, but at least it was comfortable in the end and I'm on good terms.
- 12:00 PM: Head to the airport. Looking back… Des Moines/Urbandale. Definitely a mixed bag. The hotel had its issues, but the staff were lovely. The pizza changed my life. If I come back? Less expectations. More pizza. Definitely more pizza.
So there you have it. My messy, imperfect, and surprisingly satisfying adventure at the Hotel Renovo. Would I recommend it? With a few caveats? Absolutely. Just pack a fan, and for the love of all that is holy, go get the pizza. You won't regret it. Now, if you'll excuse me, I think I need to book another trip. And maybe order some pizza.
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So, what *is* this "Hotel Renovo" everyone's blabbing about?
Okay, deep breath. Hotel Renovo. Think... luxury. But like, Des Moines luxury, not, you know, "Dubai palace" luxury. It's supposed to be all revamped and chic, a total "redefining" of the hotel experience in our fair city. They're promising a ton of stuff: fancy rooms, gourmet food, a spa... the whole shebang. Honestly? I went in with sky-high expectations, and let me tell you, this whole experience was like a rollercoaster - a thrilling, slightly vomit-inducing, and ultimately unforgettable one. More on that later. But yeah, it's supposed to be *the* place to stay now. We'll see about that.
Is it *ridiculously* expensive? 'Cause, you know, the whole "luxury" thing...
Right, the million-dollar question! Yes, let's not kid ourselves. It's definitely not Motel 6 prices. I checked a few dates and my jaw genuinely dropped. I mean, the *basic* rooms start at a price that could probably cover my rent for a month. But here's the deal: I went for a special occasion, and I justified it by telling myself "You deserve this!" Which, deep down, I don't really believe! But hey! This little splurge was more, you know, an experience to cover with, and to brag about with my friend Susan, who *always* one-ups me. So yeah! It's pricey. But is it... *worth* it? We're getting there. Spoiler alert: It's complicated.
What are the rooms like? Because a drab room is a dealbreaker for me.
Okay, the rooms... The rooms are where Renovo really shines. My room? Oh, it was gorgeous. Like, seriously, Instagram-worthy. Think high ceilings, plush everything, a ridiculously comfortable bed that nearly swallowed me whole (in a good way!). Huge windows overlooking ... well, downtown Des Moines. The bathroom? Marble, baby! Marble everywhere! And the toiletries? High-end. Stuff that made my skin feel like a celebrity's. But, I realized, this is still Des Moines. Outside the window, I mean, it’s not scenic. So, the view wasn't the best part. Yet the room... it was a cocoon of luxury. Worth the price? Maybe... for one night. I mean, can I spend my life there? Probably not. But for a night of feeling fancy? Absolutely. But remember, the picture I had for my Instagram was... well... I had to take it three times. My phone's angle was not working!
That spa... Is it as amazing as the pictures? I need some "me time."
Ah, the spa. *Heavy sigh*. The pictures? Yes, they're stunning. The reality? Well...it's complicated. You're paying for the experience, not just the treatment. The staff? Lovely. The massage? Oh, it was dreamy. I'd fallen asleep, or so I heard from the masseuse. The eucalyptus scent? Heavenly. Pure bliss. Then...the locker room. Okay, here's where the magic sputtered a bit. It was a tad...small. And the "relaxation area" was a little crowded, which is a bit of a vibe killer when you're trying to reach your zen. I mean, I had those thoughts when walking around in my hotel robe. It was not the zen experience they set out to sell! Was it *terrible*? No. Would I go back? Maybe. But I’d probably bring my own noise-canceling headphones and a little more patience. Ah, and don't forget to bring your own comfy slippers!
Okay, the food. Is it actually good, or just expensive and pretentious?
The food... this is where my experience went completely off the rails (in a good way!). They have a restaurant with a fancy name I can’t remember. But the food! Oh. My. God. I ordered the steak (because when in Rome... or, you know, Des Moines, and ballin"!). The steak was cooked *perfectly*. The sauce was insane. I almost licked the plate clean. Seriously. And the service? Impeccable. Attentive without being intrusive. They even refilled my water before I knew I needed it. (Side note: this is a skill, people. A skill!). I mean, I expected the food to be good. But it exceeded my expectations. I still dream of that steak. It's a *memory*. It was a true moment of pure joy, really. But. Then there was the price. I nearly choked on my overpriced water when the bill came. So, good? Absolutely. Overpriced? Unfortunately, also yes. I'm still figuring out if the regret is worth the memory.
Any other tips for surviving, I mean, *enjoying* the Renovo experience?
Okay, listen up. My top tip: Go with someone you love, or at least tolerate. Because you're paying a premium for the *experience*. You're not just buying a hotel room or a meal; you're buying an escape. You're buying the opportunity to feel fancy. So, do it with someone you enjoy. That helps soften the sticker shock. Second, check for deals! They often have packages. And finally, embrace the luxury! Don't be afraid to order that extra cocktail, get the massage, and soak it all in. Because life's too short to not experience a little bit of (Des Moines) luxury, right? And seriously, eat the steak. Just do it. Trust me. Oh! And tip well. Because those servers are working hard. And remember, it's okay to feel a little weird about it all. Because, really, it's a *lot* of money. But if you're looking for a special occasion, I would say a visit to Hotel Renovo is absolutely worth it, even if only for a single night. And after, you'll go back to your humble life with the memories of the best steak... ever! But what's important? You’ll look even cooler because you have that story to tell.
