
Rodeway Inn Carrollton I-35E: Your Perfect Texas Getaway Awaits!
Okay, buckle up, buttercups! Because we are about to dive headfirst into the glorious, sometimes messy, world of the Rodeway Inn Carrollton I-35E: Your Perfect Texas Getaway Awaits! (Let’s see if that lives up to the hype, shall we?). I've been tasked with a review, and let me tell you, I’m not one for sugarcoating things. This review will be… genuine.
Let's get this clear: I'm a real traveler. Not some perfectly preened influencer. I want a good hotel, but I also want it affordable. I also need things like, you know, actual Wi-Fi that works. So, let's see how the Rodeway Inn Carrollton holds up.
First Impressions: The Accessibility Gauntlet (and a Tiny Victory)
Right off the bat, "Your Perfect Texas Getaway" needs to actually work. Accessibility is HUGE for a lot of folks (and should be a given, frankly). I looked closely. They claim to have facilities for disabled guests. Okay, good. We need details, though! Are the ramps actually usable? What about the lobby? I hope the elevator isn't out of order again, like that one time in… well, never mind. That's a bit of a vague one. I need concrete info here. More on this in the "getting around" section.
Speaking of getting around, Getting Around: Car park [free of charge] – YES! This is music to my ears. After spending way too much on parking, it's a little win. They also have Airport transfer-- that's HUGE for the weary traveler. And Car park [on-site] – even better. Taxi service is on the menu too. Nice!
Rooms: The "Nest" or the "Meh?" Factor
Alright, let's get down to brass tacks: the rooms. We're promised a “perfect getaway,” so how does the actual room fare?
- Available in all rooms: We've got Air conditioning (a MUST in Texas), Alarm clock (I still use these, judge me), and Coffee/tea maker. Okay, this is looking promising! Important Note: I’d love to see a Keurig or Nespresso in the room, but let's be realistic… Rodeway Inn, not the Ritz.
- Internet access – wireless – Woohoo! Free Wi-Fi is a godsend. And they claim it's in all rooms. Fingers crossed it's actually fast.
- The little things: Bathrobes (fancy!), Ironing facilities (thank God, I'm a wrinkled disaster), and refrigerator and Mini Bar?! Okay, maybe it is a perfect Texas getaway.
- Safety: Yay for Smoke detectors and Smoke alarms! Always important.
- The extras: Bathtub, Seating area… This sounds pretty okay, actually.
Missing a lot of details, but sounds like an okay place to hangout!
Cleanliness and Safety: Essential in the Apocalypse (and Beyond)
Okay, let’s get serious for a sec. Cleanliness is paramount in every hotel experience, but especially right now. The Rodeway Inn seems to be taking this seriously, which is incredibly reassuring. They're promising:
- Anti-viral cleaning products: Score!
- Daily disinfection in common areas : Good.
- Hand sanitizer: Okay.
- Rooms sanitized between stays: The bare minimum, but necessary.
- Staff trained in safety protocol: Excellent.
- Sterilizing equipment and professional-grade sanitizing services: Very good.
I'm going to admit, the world has changed. I'm almost more concerned with this than anything like the gym. (And yet, I will absolutely check it out). These are the basics, but it is good to see them on the books here.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: Fueling the Texan Adventure
Alright, let's talk about fuel! What's the food situation at the Rodeway Inn? This is where I get really picky.
Breakfast is included – Breakfast [buffet]: Okay, a buffet. I love a buffet (and hate buffets, depending on the day). Pro Tip: Go early for the freshest stuff. Alternative meal arrangement: Good to know! Restaurants: Restaurants! Plural! I'm hoping for some local gems in the nearby area.
Services and Conveniences: The Nitty-Gritty
Okay, so we've covered the big stuff. But what about the little things that make a stay smooth?
- Cash withdrawal: Useful.
- Concierge: Always a bonus, if you're into that sort of thing.
- Convenience store – This is a lifesaver. So many forgotten necessities can be found here.
- Daily housekeeping – Yes, please!
- Elevator – Praying it works. See accessibility comments, above.
- Laundry service/Dry cleaning – Always a plus.
- Luggage storage - Very helpful if you arrive earlier and have some time to kill
- Meeting/banquet facilities/Business facilities- Useful if you're there to work, I guess? I'm here to relax.
- Safety deposit boxes: Always a good idea for valuables.
For the Kids: Family Fun (and Peace for Mom and Dad)
I don’t personally have kids, but I recognize that a lot of people do. Here's what the Rodeway Inn offers on the family front:
- Babysitting service -- A huge win!
- Family/child friendly -- Excellent.
- Kids meal -- Gotta feed the little ones.
Things to Do and Ways to Relax: Does "Perfect Getaway" Deliver?
Alright, let's get to the good stuff. "Your Perfect Texas Getaway Awaits!" But… what awaits? The brochure promised something, so here's hoping the Rodeway Inn Carrollton I-35E delivers:
- Fitness center/Gym/Fitness – Okay, good. I'll check that out. Maybe. Probably not. But it's there.
- Swimming pool [outdoor] – A pool! Perfect for beating the Texas heat. Important: Is it clean? Is it nice?
- Spa/Spa/sauna, Steamroom: Hmm… now we are talking! This has my attention.
- Massage – Definitely intriguing.
The "Perfect" Factor: My Verdict
I'm not going to lie. The Rodeway Inn Carrollton I-35E, on paper, sounds perfectly acceptable. But here's the thing: until I get there and experience it, it’s all just words.
The Offer: Your Escape is Calling!
Here's the deal: If you're looking for a reasonable, well-equipped hotel with a pool, a chance to relax, and are okay with a little imperfection… the Rodeway Inn Carrollton I-35E might be your perfect Texas starting point.
Book now and get:
- Free Wi-Fi: Stay connected and share your adventure!
- Free Parking: Ditch the parking hassle.
- A chance to relax: With a potentially amazing pool and spa.
- Clean and Safe: Peace of mind in today's world.
Important Note: This offer is based on the information provided. I will update after my stay, with the true dirt.
So, there you have it. That's my honest, unfiltered take. Book your Texas getaway, and I'll see you there. (Maybe. Possibly. Jury's still out.)
Escape to Paradise: Okinawa's Oriental Hotel Luxury Awaits!
Okay, buckle up, buttercups. This ain't your grandma's meticulously planned itinerary. This is… well, this is me, trying to wrangle a Rodeway Inn Carrollton I-35E visit into something remotely resembling a schedule. And honestly? I'm already overwhelmed.
Day 1: Arrival, Reality Check, and the Questionable Charm of the Rodeway Inn (aka The Abyss)
14:00 - Arrival at DFW (Dallas/Fort Worth International Airport): Ugh. Airports. The smell of stale coffee, the incessant announcements – it’s the pre-game show for my existential dread. My flight was delayed, naturally. Just a lovely omen for… whatever this trip is supposed to be. I’m already behind schedule. Thanks, Southwest! (Eye roll).
15:30 - Uber to Rodeway Inn: Okay, let's be honest. The word "Rodeway Inn" conjures up images of… well, let's just say "budget-friendly." My Uber driver, a guy named Carlos, blasted Tejano music the entire ride. I didn't understand a word, but the enthusiasm was infectious. At least someone’s having a good time, right?
16:00 - Check-in & Room Inspection: The Dread Continues: The lobby smelled of a vaguely chemical cleaning agent and the lingering ghosts of previous guests. The guy at the desk looked like he’d seen things. And the room… oh, the room. Let's just say, the photos online were heavily enhanced. The carpet was… let's call it "lived-in." The bedspread looked like it hadn't been updated since the Clinton administration. I swear, the air conditioner wheezed like a chain smoker. I briefly considered setting a fire just to see if the fire alarm worked. (I didn't, of course. Mostly.)
17:00 - The Quest for Food (and Sanity): Okay, gotta eat. Gotta survive. I ventured out, hoping to find something edible within a reasonable walking distance. Found a rather sad-looking Mexican restaurant and a fast-food restaurant – or, well, more fast food joints than I know what to do with. Finally decided on the Mexican restaurant. The chips were good, at least. The salsa… well, it had flavor. Which is a win, right?
18:00 - Back to the Room, and Crumbling Morale: Back in the room of despair. Started watching some TV, but the remote was so ancient it required a PhD in button-pressing to change channels. Found myself staring at the ceiling, contemplating the meaning of life, the universe, and why I chose this hotel. Started feeling homesick and a little bit sorry for myself. A very, very large little bit.
20:00 - Attempted Self-Care (and Failure): Took a shower. The water pressure was weak, and the towels felt like sandpaper. Tried to apply a face mask, but it mostly just made me look like a sad, green swamp creature. Seriously considering ordering room service, just to witness another human interaction.
21:00 - Giving Up (and Embracing the Chaos): Decided to just embrace the Rodeway Inn experience. Ordered a pizza. It's… okay. The smell is… intriguing. Probably should be asleep but am writing this, probably because I am alone.
Day 2: Exploring (and Avoiding the Room), Carrollton Charm?
08:00 - Wakeup Call, Screaming Internally: Woke up with a crick in my neck, a pizza-induced stomach ache, and a profound sense of loneliness. The shower this morning? No better, still sandpaper.
09:30 - The Carrollton Adventure Begins: Determined to escape the room. This is the day. I'm a goddamn explorer, a pioneer, a… person who needs to get out of this hotel room. Did a quick google search of things to do in Carrollton.
10:00 - Coffee and Despair: Found a local coffee shop. The latte was… passable. The barista, a young woman with neon green hair, looked like she'd seen things too. Or maybe she was just tired. We commiserated over the general suckiness of life.
11:00 - Strolling Through the Park: Decided to walk to a park. The park was… a park. Green grass, trees, a few people walking dogs. It was… pleasant. A welcome reprieve from the artificial misery of the Rodeway Inn.
12:00 - Lunch & the Pursuit of Joy: Went to a cute little diner in downtown Carrollton. Got a burger and fries. The waitress was sweet. The burger was good. For a brief moment, I was content. This is a lie. It's just a fleeting second of calm before the storm of my own existential dread.
13:00 - Carrollton History (or Attempting It): Okay, more research. Decided to visit the Heard-Craig Center for the Arts. Beautiful old house, definitely outside the purview of Rodeway Inn.
15:00 - Back to the Room, the Monster Returns: It calls to me. Why is it so compelling? So sad? So… wrong?
18:00 Dinner: Fine Dining at the Golden Arches: Look, I didn't want to. But you know, hunger does weird things to a person.
20:00: Bedtime: Sleep eludes me.
Day 3: Escape (and the Aftermath)
07:00 - Check-out, Freedom!: Finally. Out. The air smells fresher, the world feels brighter. Goodbye, Rodeway Inn. Don't worry, I won't be back.
08:00 - Breakfast and Reflection: Needed to eat quickly, grabbed fast food.
09:00 - Leave for the Airport, (Praying): Seriously, praying. Hoping for the best. Praying the flight’s on time. Praying I get home and can forget this whole experience.
11:00 - Flight Boarding, Bliss: A small smile. I'm going home!
22:00 - Back in My Own Bed, Unpacking the Emotional Baggage: Made it. Home sweet home! Now, to actually process whatever just happened. I'll take a long shower and maybe burn a scented candle. And never, ever, stay at a Rodeway Inn again. (Unless, you know, I'm desperate).

Rodeway Inn Carrollton I-35E: Your "Perfect" Texas Getaway... Maybe? FAQs
So, is this REALLY a "perfect" getaway, or just like... a place to sleep?
What's the deal with the breakfast? Is it even worth getting out of bed for?
Is the Wi-Fi reliable? I need to stay connected! (aka: am I going to be tethered to my Hotspot?)
What about the rooms? Clean? Comfortable? Creepy?
Is there a pool? Because, Texas summer.
What's the location actually like? Anything interesting nearby?
Overall, would you recommend this place? Be honest!

