Escape to Marion: Your Dream Holiday Inn Express Awaits!
Escape to Marion: My (Overly) Honest Review of Your Dream Holiday Inn Express! (Spoiler: It's Actually Pretty Great)
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because I'm about to spill the beans (and maybe a little coffee) on the Holiday Inn Express in Marion. They claim it's your dream escape, and after a recent stay… well, let’s just say it’s definitely not a nightmare. Though, like any hotel stay, it had its moments. You know, the kind where you're questioning your life choices at 3 AM while staring at a flickering TV screen? But overall? Pretty solid.
First off, the Essentials: Accessibility, Cleanliness, and Safety (Because, You Know, We Live in a World Now):
Let's get the boring stuff out of the way. Accessibility seemed pretty good. Wheelchair accessible rooms and facilities were readily available – a big plus for anyone needing them. I didn’t personally test it, but saw ramps and whatnot. CCTV in common areas? Check. CCTV outside the property? Check. (Makes you feel like Big Brother is watching, which I’m not entirely sure is a good thing, but hey, security, right?).
And speaking of a world now… cleanliness. They were clearly on point. The anti-viral cleaning products were probably doing their job, and there was a serious commitment to daily disinfection in common areas. I even saw the staff wiping down the elevator buttons with… something. Looked like a hazmat suit, I tell ya! They had hand sanitizer everywhere, and the room sanitization opt-out available thing? A nice touch for the germaphobes (guilty!). Rooms sanitized between stays? Also check. Frankly, it was cleaner than my own apartment. (Don't tell anyone).
The Gloriously Mundane: Rooms, Rooms, Rooms! (And the Internet, Oh, the Internet!)
The rooms themselves? Standard Holiday Inn Express fare: Air conditioning, desk, coffee/tea maker (essential!), in-room safe, minibar (stocked, surprisingly!). My "high floor" room gave decent views, and the blackout curtains were a lifesaver for conquering the jet lag. And for the LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY: free Wi-Fi in all rooms! And it was actually good Wi-Fi! Okay, I lie. It stumbled once, but overall Internet access – wireless was reliable, so I could actually work. (Or, let's be honest, endlessly scroll through TikTok. Don't judge.) They even offer Internet access – LAN, which, honestly? Probably only used by the IT professionals of the world.
My ONLY major gripe here? The pillows. They were simultaneously fluffy and yet somehow flat. Managed to get a decent night's sleep, though, so no major catastrophes.
Food, Glorious Food! (Or, at Least, Breakfast):
Okay, breakfast. This is where things got… interesting. They tout Asian breakfast and Western breakfast, but seriously, the breakfast buffet was the star. And it was a good buffet. Not gourmet, mind you, but perfectly acceptable for fueling a day of… well, whatever you’re doing in Marion. I loaded up on the scrambled eggs (a classic), the pastries (always a temptation), and the coffee (because, again, essential). Breakfast takeaway service was a lifesaver for those rushed mornings. Coffee/tea in restaurant – yes. Coffee shop - yup. Restaurants? Multiple options in the area, but more on that later.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking (Because, Let’s Face It, This Is Why We Travel):
Beyond breakfast, there's a snack bar, which is a crucial element, and the poolside bar is a nice touch, although I didn't get to enjoy it during my visit. Room service [24-hour] meant I could order food, which is always a plus. The alternative meal arrangement option is something to consider. I'm not the best judge for this due to my current dietary needs, but it is there for people who might need it.
Things to Do (Or, How to Actually Relax):
Okay, let’s be real. Marion isn’t exactly Ibiza. But the Holiday Inn Express in Marion actually has some decent ways to relax. They boast a fitness center – I peeked in. Looked… well, like a fitness center. Didn’t actually use it. Judging from the treadmills, it's good, but I am not.
I did however, enjoy the pool! ( Swimming pool [outdoor] and a Pool with view). The other options, like the Spa, Spa/sauna, Sauna, Steamroom? Didn’t check them out. Not my vibe.
The Quirks (Or, The Unsung Heroes of the Hotel):
The staff trained in safety protocol? A+! And the concierge was surprisingly helpful with local recommendations. They even had a convenience store – perfect for those late-night snack attacks. The elevator worked (thank heavens!). And the daily housekeeping was impeccable.
Now for the Meat and Potatoes: My One (and Only) Big-Ass Anecdote:
Here's where the review goes full stream-of-consciousness. I booked a Couple's room. (Hey, a girl can dream, right?) I was greeted by a well-lit room and a double bed. The disappointment sank in. Maybe I should have known that a room booked at the last minute would not be to the standard I had hoped. Nonetheless, the room was spacious with a nice view of the city.
Marketing copy is what gets the ball rolling!
Escape to Marion: Your Dream Holiday Inn Express Awaits! Unleash Your Inner Explorer (or Just Relax. We Won’t Judge.)
Are you craving a getaway that combines comfort, convenience, and surprisingly pleasant surprises? Look no further than the Holiday Inn Express in Marion! Nestled in the heart of Marion, our hotel offers the perfect base for exploring the local scene or simply unwinding in style.
Here’s the real deal:
- Immaculate Cleanliness: We live in a world where hygiene matters, and we go above and beyond. From anti-viral cleaning products to daily disinfection, we ensure a safe and spotless haven for your stay.
- Stay Connected: Enjoy free Wi-Fi in all rooms, plus dependable Internet access so you can work, stream, or simply share your Marion adventures with the world.
- Breakfast Bliss: Fuel your day with our delicious breakfast buffet, featuring both Asian breakfast and Western breakfast options. Grab and go with our convenient breakfast takeaway service!
- Relaxation Reimagined: Take a dip in the outdoor swimming pool with a view, and explore the fitness center.
- Convenience at Your Fingertips: Need snacks? Got you covered with our convenience store.
- Accessible and Welcoming: We pride ourselves on being wheelchair accessible and ensuring that everyone feels comfortable and welcome.
Bonus Perks:
- 24-hour Room Service: Craving a late-night snack? We've got you covered!
- On-Site Car Parking: Free and easy.
- Close to Local Attractions: Discover Marion's hidden gems, from charming shops to delicious dining options.
Don’t just take my word for it! Book your escape to Marion today and experience the dream. We promise: it's more than just a Holiday Inn Express. It's an experience.
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Okay, buckle up, buttercups! This isn't your grandma's itinerary. This is the raw, unfiltered, probably-slightly-hysterical itinerary of… well, me, at the Holiday Inn Express & Suites Marion, by IHG. Let's just call it a "planned-ish adventure."
Day 1: Arrival & Questionable Pizza Choices
- 1:00 PM: Arrive at the Marion, Ohio outpost of IHG majesty. Honestly? The lobby looks… clean. Too clean, maybe? Like, did they just dust the plants? I'm suspicious. My brain is screaming "DUST BUNNIES!" but my actual body, tired from the drive from… well, let's just say "somewhere," is secretly relieved.
- 1:30 PM: Check-in. The front desk person is super polite. Like, unnervingly so. I keep waiting for the catch, the fine print, the hidden fees… (Spoiler alert: there were none! Score!) Room key acquired, and I'm officially a resident of Room 312.
- 2:00 PM: Room inspection. Okay, the bed looks promising. Ample pillows. The TV is definitely bigger than the one I have at home. Bathroom is… functional. The water pressure, though? Woof, it's like a gentle, slightly apologetic drizzle. I'll manage. First world problems, right?
- 2:30 PM: Unpack and then immediately collapse on the aforementioned promising bed. Staring at the ceiling wondering what to do. I have this idea of taking a walk around the neighborhood.
- 3:30 PM: The dreaded "Where should I eat?" dilemma. Yelp is mocking me. I start to feel the pang of hunger and also the pang of loneliness in a new place. I find a weird pizza place, and I give it a try.
- 4:30 PM: Pizza consumed. It was… a pizza. The toppings weren't quite what I ordered, but hey, it's food. I decide to embrace the random.
- 5:00 PM: Back to the hotel. I have this overwhelming urge to nap and also to start my walk. I decide to split the difference and take a short nap.
- 6:00 PM: I wake up and feel a renewed energy to go on a walk.
- 6:30 PM: Back to the hotel. Decide to relax. I get the feeling I have been procrastinating this whole time. What have I even done?
- 7:00 PM: It's pizza time. I feel ashamed, but it was a really long day.
- 9:00 PM: Attempt to sleep. Find myself staring at the ceiling. Hotel room ceilings are fascinating when you're trying to sleep.
- 10:00 PM: Sleep, hopefully?
Day 2: The Day of the Unexpected - and the Free Breakfast Brawl!
- 7:00 AM: Alarm goes off. Groan. Actually consider ignoring it. The bed is calling, but so is the promise of… free breakfast. Need to shower and get ready.
- 7:30 AM: Shower time: The water pressure is still apologetic. But, by some miracle, I wake up feeling refreshed.
- 8:00 AM: Breakfast. Oh. My. God. The "free breakfast" is a battleground. Cereal boxes are overturned. People are circling the waffle maker like vultures. The orange juice dispenser is spewing lukewarm liquid, and the coffee is… well, it's coffee. Edible, but not necessarily enjoyable. I grab a sad little yogurt, half a piece of toast, and a banana.
- 9:00 AM: Explore the area and wander through the area.
- 12:00 PM: Lunch at a random diner, and I find myself having an interesting conversation with the waitress.
- 1:00 PM: Post-lunch coffee with a side of contemplation. I realize I haven't really done anything, but I feel oddly… content? Maybe it's the lack of responsibility, the change of scenery, the sheer absurdity of the free breakfast brawl.
- 2:00 PM: Back to the hotel. The urge to do nothing is strong, but I decide to at least try the gym. It's not exactly equipped, but I force myself to do something.
- 4:00 PM: Thinking time. It is a nice break.
- 5:00 PM: Dinner. Pizza again.
- 7:00 PM: Trying to process all of this. Is that sadness? Is that what I am feeling?
- 9:00 PM: Attempt to sleep. Still staring at the ceiling, but the gentle water pressure of the shower is less bothersome now.
Day 3: Departure & Existential Reflections
- 7:00 AM: Wake up with a little too much clarity. I will need to get up and get ready.
- 7:30 AM: Shower time.
- 8:00 AM: Free breakfast. Today I am more prepared. I know what to expect, and I know the game. Armed with my knowledge of the best waffle-making strategy and a well-timed grab for the last of the orange juice.
- 9:00 AM: Check-out. The front desk person is still suspiciously polite. I can't help but wonder if they secretly have a secret society.
- 9:30 AM: The drive home. Reflecting on my trip.
- 12:00 PM: Back home. And the next adventure begins!
Final Thoughts (Because I have to):
Would I recommend the Holiday Inn Express & Suites Marion? Sure. It's clean, the bed is comfy, and the free breakfast is an experience. But more importantly, the most important thing is that I got to check in and check out of life for a few days. Sometimes you just need the quiet. Sometimes you simply need a pizza and a bad shower. And sometimes, my friend, you just have to embrace the perfectly imperfect chaos of a slightly off-kilter trip. And that, my friends, is the real vacation.
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Escape to Marion: Your Dream Holiday Inn Express Awaits! (Or Does It?) - A Rambling FAQ
What's the deal with this "Dream Holiday Inn Express" business? Is it *really* a dream?
Okay, okay, let's be real. "Dream Holiday Inn Express" is probably marketing hyperbole. My dream? Winning the lottery and living on a private island, obviously. But, the Marion HIE? Well... it's *comfortable*. Actually, scratch that, the beds are pretty darn comfortable. I swear, I slept like a baby (after a long drive, admittedly). But dream? Depends on your definition of dream. My neighbor, Brenda, she'd probably call it a dream - she loves those continental breakfasts. Me? I'm more of a "bring my own avocado toast" kinda gal. The free breakfast, by the way, is about a 7/10, maybe a strong 6.5... depending on the waffle iron's mood that day.
Speaking of breakfast... is it *really* worth getting up early for? Or should I just sleep until noon and order Uber Eats?
Alright, lemme break this down. The *convenience* factor is huge. You're already *there*. No messing around. Plus, coffee. Important coffee. The HIE coffee is... adequate. Not life-changing, but definitely caffeinated. Now, the waffle situation? Hit or miss. One morning, I made *masterpieces*. Perfectly golden, crispy edges. The next? Leathery, sad excuses for waffles. And the fruit? Let's just say it's seen better days. Pre-cut melon, which is usually a giveaway of... well, not-so-fresh. Is it worth getting up early? If you're a breakfast person, YES. If you're a "snooze button enthusiast" like me? Maybe... *maybe* order Uber Eats. But at least peek down the hall first to scope out the waffle situation. Gotta do your research. You'll thank me later.
What are the rooms *actually* like? Because online photos are always a lie, right?
Okay, the rooms. So, the pictures... they're... embellished. Slightly. Think "clean, functional, and perfectly fine." No, there's no Instagram-worthy aesthetic. My room was... unremarkable. Perfectly adequate, a bit on the smaller side. The TV worked, the air conditioning blasted, and the shower had decent water pressure. The *real* test? The bed. Oh, the bed. That was a win. Seriously, I sunk right in and basically achieved an instant sleep coma. So, while the walls might be a little bland, the beds are like fluffy, cloud-like paradises. That's worth a lot, after a long car ride. Just don't expect a fancy spa. Expect a comfy place to crash where you aren't worried about stuff like bed bugs. That’s a big win! Just keep your expectations in check. Don't expect a Kardashian's suite, and you won't be disappointed. Although, a Kardashian suite *would* be interesting to review....
What about the location? Is Marion a happening place?
Marion... Okay, so Marion isn't exactly Vegas. Let's just say it has a certain... *charm*. Mostly, it's super convenient. The HIE is right off the interstate, which is great for road trips (that's why I was there!). There's a Cracker Barrel nearby (bless), a few chain restaurants, and a Walmart where I accidentally spent an hour wandering aimlessly. Local flavor? Well, I didn't find a ton of it. Mostly chain restaurants and gas stations. But hey, that's road trip life. If you're looking for excitement, you might need to drive a bit further. But if you're looking for a convenient pit stop, you're in the right spot. And sometimes, a quiet town is exactly what you need. After the rush of my trip, this was heaven.
Let's talk *real* problems. Any annoying things? Like, seriously, what's the catch?
Okay, here's the honest truth. One thing that bugged me? The lack of outlets near the bed. I mean, who *doesn't* charge their phone overnight these days? I had to do some creative cable maneuvering. And the Wi-Fi? It was... okay. Slightly slow. Not ideal if you're planning to stream a movie. During my stay, there was a rowdy family with three kids (bless their hearts, and possibly their parents for even attempting to travel). They were a tad loud. But, you know, that's just the luck of the draw. And let's be honest, the "gym" is more of a cardio closet. Treadmill, elliptical, done. No free weights. But, for the price, those are fairly minor complaints. And, one time, as I was walking through the lobby to head to the pool, I almost tripped over a rogue suitcase. It was someone’s, I’m sure. Maybe mine? I'm still not sure. I’ve lost a few things, and sometimes I forget what I’m doing.
Okay, the pool is... is the pool worth it?
The pool... *sighs dramatically*. The pool. Where to even begin? It’s indoors, which is a plus. No sunburn, no sudden rain showers. The water... I'm pretty sure it's chlorinated to within an inch of its life. My eyes were stinging just *looking* at it. But, the *real* issue? The pool *temperature*. It was... a touch on the cool side. I swear, I saw a shivering child emerge from the water looking like a drowned rat. The whole experience felt a bit... sterile. I longed for a hot tub, with bubbles and maybe a complimentary cocktail. But no. Just… the pool. So, is it worth it? If you desperately need a swim? Maybe. Otherwise, I'd say skip it. Or, at least, bring a very warm towel and prepare for a slight chill. On the plus side, it wasn't crowded. So, you know, silver linings and all that. It's not *bad* by any means, it’s just… underwhelming. I’d rather drink coffee on the breakfast bar.
On a scale of 1 to "stay away at all costs," how would you rate the Marion Holiday Inn Express?
Okay, final verdict. Let's get real. I'd give it a solid 6.8 out of 10. It's not a disaster. It's not paradise. It's a perfectly fine, dependable, clean, not-too-expensive place to rest your weary head. The beds are a win. The breakfast is... passable. The pool? Slightly disappointing. The location? Convenient. Is it a dream? Nope. But, for a road trip stopover? For a night or two? Absolutely. I'd stay there again. I'm not gonna write home about it. But I wouldn'tHotel Search Today
