Lisbon's HOTTEST Apartment: Entrecampos Luxury Awaits!
Lisbon's HOTTEST Apartment: Entrecampos Luxury Awaits! - A Review That Gets Real
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because this isn't your grandma's hotel review. I'm here fresh off a stay at "Entrecampos Luxury Awaits!" in Lisbon, and let me tell you, it was… an experience. An experience that ranged from "ooh la la" to "wait, where's the remote?" (Seriously, where was that thing?) So, let's dive in, shall we? And by dive, I mean, let's cannonball straight into this review, splash style!
First Impressions (and the Long Walk to the Lobby):
The name is spot on. "Luxury Awaits!" It does sound promising. The location? Well, Entrecampos felt a bit… suburban. Not exactly in the heart of the action, but hey, that might be a good thing if you're after some peace and quiet, which I kinda, sorta, maybe, needed after a week of navigating those insane Lisbon hills. The building itself? Chic. Modern. Impressive, but also… a little bit of a hike from the street to the lobby if you're carrying luggage. (Note to self: invest in a Sherpa.)
Accessibility: A Mixed Bag
Right, the brass tacks. Accessibility. Important stuff. They say they have facilities for disabled guests, but I didn't personally investigate. So, I can't 100% vouch for it. There is an elevator, which is a massive plus. Public areas seemed okay, but again, I didn't specifically check for wheelchair manoeuvrability.
The Room: My Oasis (Mostly)
Okay, let's get to the good stuff! The room. My room. It was… glorious, mostly. The Air Conditioning was a lifesaver (thank you, sweet baby Jesus!), because Lisbon gets HOT. The Blackout curtains? Genius. Slept like a freakin' log, even with the street noise. The Bed? Extra long, as advertised. Soooo comfortable. And the Wi-Fi? Free and strong. Bless.
Bathroom Essentials: The bathrobes were plush, the slippers were fluffy, and the complimentary toiletries? Smelled divine. There was a shower AND a separate bathtub, which is always a win, especially after a long day of walking. Okay, I admit it, I took a bath. A long bath. With bubbles. Don't judge.
Room Issues: The closet was a bit cramped, and I swear the mirror in the bathroom was trying to give me a complex. (Okay, maybe that’s on me.) But, the hair dryer did its job, and the mini-bar held… well, I didn't buy anything. I'm on a budget, people!
Dining, Sipping, and Snack Attack! (The Foodie Rundown)
Alright, food! This is where things get interesting.
- Breakfast: They had a breakfast [buffet], which was decent. Loads of options. A Western breakfast, a Asian breakfast (weirdly, but okay), and everything in between. The Coffee/tea in restaurant was good, but not the best I've ever had.
- Restaurants: There was an A la carte restaurant that looked fancy but didn't try it.
- Snack Situation: Snack bar - good for a quick pre-dinner snack.
- Room Service: There was 24-hour room service, which is always a win. I actually did use this once at 2 am after a long night out. The club sandwich was… pretty good.
The Relaxation Zone (aka The Spa, Pool, and Other Luxuries)
- The Pool: The swimming pool [outdoor]? Gorgeous. The pool with a view? Absolutely stunning. Spent a good chunk of my time there, soaking up the sun.
- Spa Madness (aka the Sauna Rant): Now, the Spa. This is where the "luxury" really kicked in. It had a Spa, Spa/sauna, sauna, steam room. I hit them all, and I gotta say it was fantastic. The massage I got was heavenly. Pure bliss. Seriously, the masseuse worked out knots I didn’t know I had. I was practically floating on air after that. You've gotta try it.
Cleanliness and Safety: Was I Safe?
Okay, important stuff. The rooms were sanitized between stays, and they used anti-viral cleaning products. Saw the staff wearing masks and the hand sanitizer was plentiful. I felt pretty safe.
Services and Conveniences: The Perks (and a Complaint)
- Business Facilities: They have Business facilities, and Xerox/fax in a business center.
- Conveniences (and one minor complaint to rant about): They offered just about everything! Concierge, Daily housekeeping, Dry cleaning, Elevator, Ironing service, Laundry service, Luggage storage. The only thing that annoyed me? The lack of a decent Coffee/tea maker. I had to call room service for coffee in the morning, (first world problem, I know…)
- Extras: They also provide Cash withdrawal, Currency exchange, Gift/souvenir shop, and Facilities for disabled guests.
For the Kids:
They seem pretty kid-friendly with Babysitting service, Family/child friendly, and Kids facilities.
Getting Around:
- Airport transfer available! Big thanks for this.
- Car park [free of charge] available! Nice touch!
Things to Do: Entertainment and Activities
- Fitness center
- Gym/fitness
Overall Vibe and Opinion
Entrecampos Luxury Awaits! is a solid choice. It’s not perfect, but it delivers on its promise of a luxurious stay. It’s ideal if you want a truly relaxed trip, as well as being accessible with good resources to keep you busy. The spa alone is worth the price of admission. The location is slightly out of the way, but the peace and quiet (and the stunning pool!) more than make up for it.
My final words? Go. Book it. Treat yourself. You deserve it. Maybe bring a Sherpa. Or be like me and just accept the ache the next day. Either way, enjoy Lisbon!
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Okay, buckle up buttercup, because this Lisbon trip? Yeah, it's gonna be a wild ride, planned or not. We’re starting from a central apartment in Entrecampos, a lovely, slightly boring neighborhood (sorry, Entrecampos, you're functional). So, here’s the idea of a plan, but expect it to go sideways, beautiful, and delightfully wrong, because, you know, life.
Lisbon Lunacy: A Very Unofficial Travel Diary
Day 1: Arrival and a Glorious Case of Butter-Induced Bliss
Morning (ish - jet lag is a monster, okay?): Arrive at Lisbon Airport (LIS). Pray my luggage makes it this time (last time, it took a week and involved a frantic phone call to a very confused Swissair desk - a story for another time). Take the Metro (efficient and cheap, thank the heavens) to Entrecampos. Finding the apartment… always a mini-adventure. Usually involves me squinting at my phone, muttering, and accidentally walking into a startled-looking pigeon.
Afternoon: Apartment secured! First order of business? Bread, butter, and a strong coffee. Seriously. It's a food group in Portugal. Found a pastelaria (bakery). They don’t call it a pastel de nata, they call it perfection. Ate three. Judge me. I dare you. Wander around the neighborhood. Check out the Campo Grande park, because apparently that's what you're supposed to do. It's fine. Vaguely Parisian-ish, but with more Portuguese pigeons and probably less existential angst.
Evening: Dinner promised to be traditional Portuguese. "Bacalhau, you must try bacalhau!" they said. "It's the dish!" they insisted. Found a tasca (small, traditional restaurant) nearby. The bacalhau à brás (salted cod in a scrambled eggs) was…well, let's just say it was an experience. I’m still trying to decide if I liked it, but by the end of the meal, I was surrounded by a table of old men, each one holding court with a glass of local wine. They were pointing and animated, trying to explain something I clearly didn't get. Probably just teasing me, but it was magical. And the wine? Divine.
Day 2: Tram Time and Tragic Tile Tales
Morning: Let's be clear - the plan was to be up early, walk all the way to the Alfama district, and explore the historic district. Reality? Woke up at 10, still slightly bewildered by the bacalhau experience. Coffee was essential. Then, tried to decipher the tram system. The Elétrico 28 is iconic, winding its way through the historic hills. Finally, bounced onto the tram with a handful of other passengers.
Afternoon: Alfama! Oh, Alfama, you gorgeous, chaotic mess. This place is a labyrinth. Got utterly, gloriously, hopelessly lost. Found a tiny little alleyway, and heard this incredible Fado music echoing out from a small restaurant. Spent a good portion of the afternoon listening to the singer. It was deeply moving. Honestly, teared up a little. The azulejos (ceramic tiles) are everywhere, a visual feast. Fell in love with the blue and white ones… then promptly dropped my phone. Shattered the screen. Because, of course, that would happen. (And, yes, it went with the blue and white tiles! Very dramatic.)
Evening: After a very lengthy conversation about the phone, had dinner in Alfama, with a very enthusiastic waiter. He talked a lot, recommended a sardinhas assadas (grilled sardines). They were super fresh. More wine. More laughter. More conversations with strangers. Because, Lisbon.
Day 3: Belém and a Bridge Too Far (Or Not Far Enough?)
Morning: Heading towards Belém. That's the plan anyway after the phone mishap. This time, I had a plan. First - a train. The pastries were perfect! The Jerónimos Monastery! The Belém Tower! Tourist overload, and proud of it. The architecture? Staggering. The history? Intense. The crowds? Ugh. But worth it. All of it. Even the swarms of people taking selfies.
Afternoon: So, the Ponte 25 de Abril bridge is massive. Beautiful. And tempting. Walked halfway across. Suddenly, my stomach started to churn and I found myself frozen. I'm not very fond of heights. I'm not even sure I can explain it, but my fight or flight response just went into overdrive. So, I decided it was a good time to turn around. Fine with being brave.
Evening: Dinner in Belém. Found a simple restaurant and, to my surprise, enjoyed the food, but was so happy to be back in my apartment. After a day like that, I just wanted to sit on my balcony.
Day 4: Markets, Melancholy, and Maybe Going Home
Morning: The Mercado da Ribeira (Time Out Market). Food stalls galore. A total sensory overload. Tried everything. Almost. Got a tiny bit tipsy on the local wine. Bargained for some souvenirs. Felt like a local, even though I totally wasn’t.
Afternoon: Wandering, again. Because that’s the best way to travel. Found a small park. Sat on a bench. Watched the people. Felt a sudden wave of… melancholy. Homesickness? Maybe. Just… the feeling of being in a place that’s not home. Which is weird, because this trip has been the best.
Evening: Packing. Because, alas, the trip must end. Last-minute bottle of port wine. Final pastel de nata (okay, two). A quiet, reflective dinner at a small, local restaurant close to the apartment. Saying "Adeus" to Entrecampos. Saying "Adeus" to Lisbon. And, you know what? Already planning the next trip.
Day 5: Departure and the lingering taste of Salted Cod
- Morning: Check out, Metro to the airport, last-minute souvenirs, and longingly looking at the pastries. Goodbye, you beautiful, messy city.
- Afternoon: Home again.
Notes:
- Language: I speak embarrassingly little Portuguese. But everyone is so incredibly kind and patient. Learn "Obrigado/a" and "Por favor" - it goes a long way.
- Food: Eat everything. Seriously. Don't be afraid to try things you've never heard of. Just… maybe pace yourself with the butter. And the bacalhau.
- Imperfections: Embrace the chaos. Get lost. Get confused. The best moments happen when you're not following a strict plan.
- Emotional Reactions: Let it all hang out. Laugh, cry, get frustrated. It's all part of the experience.
This wasn't a perfect plan, in fact it was completely imperfect. But that's life, right? Lisbon? It's perfect in its imperfections.
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Entrecampos Luxury Awaits: The Unfiltered Truth (Because Let's Be Real, "Luxury" is a Loaded Word)
So, is this place REALLY "luxury?" Because, you know, marketing...
Okay, let's get REAL. "Luxury" is a word that gets thrown around more than a Portuguese soccer ball. YES, the Entrecampos apartment *claims* to be luxury. I'd say it's... upscale. Think polished floors, a fancy Nespresso machine (which I immediately broke trying to make an espresso, don't ask), and a view that's, well, better than my old shoebox apartment back home. But luxury? Maybe only if your definition of luxury includes slightly-too-stiff towels and a balcony that's perfect for brooding dramatically, or perhaps, for me, desperately trying to remember where I left my phone. It's definitely a step up, don't get me wrong! Just... manage your expectations.
Location, Location, Location! What's Entrecampos *really* like?
Entrecampos. First off, it's *not* the cute, cobbled-street, "Instagram-worthy" Lisbon you see in the glossy travel mags. It's more...bustling. Efficient. A bit like a very well-organized beehive, in the best way. You've got the subway right there (thank GOD, because Lisbon hills are NO JOKE), shops, cafes (ah, the cafes!), and that vital artery of Lisbon life – the train station. The *vibe* is less "romantic getaway," and more "practical, well-connected base of operations." Perfect if you actually want to *do* stuff, not just pose for influencer photos. I mean, I tried taking some… let's just say my attempt at a sophisticated balcony shot ended with me nearly dropping my phone. Twice. It’s not perfect, but it’s *real*.
Inside the apartment: Is it as stunning as the photos? (Be honest!)
Alright, the photos. They're good. REALLY good. Like, professional photographer-level good. The place *is* beautiful, I'll give you that. Modern, clean lines, lots of natural light (when the clouds cooperate – Lisbon weather, am I right?). However... the photos don't show the subtle imperfections. Like the slightly wonky drawer in the kitchen that takes a good tug to open. Or the occasional creak in the floorboards that makes you jump every time. And the fact that, like most apartments, it doesn't have magic soundproofing. Still, compared to, say my student flat, which sounds like I'm living inside a washing machine, it's peaceful. Plus, the *view*—oh, the view from that balcony! It's worth all the slightly-wonky-ness. Just… don’t expect perfection. (Because frankly, perfection is boring.)
Let's talk about the important stuff: Wi-Fi and coffee. Are they up to par?
The Wi-Fi? Solid. Reliable. Didn't have to curse it once, which is a small miracle in the age of buffering. The coffee situation... ah, the Nespresso! As I mentioned earlier, after wrestling with the darned instructions for about twenty minutes, I managed the aforementioned minor implosion. Ultimately, after some frantic Googling (thank you, Wi-Fi!), I mastered the art of a decent espresso. The Nespresso comes with a variety of pods, which is great. But, if you're a hardcore coffee snob, you might want to bring your own beans and a French press. Just sayin'. Priorities, people! Coffee is a priority! (Also, the Nespresso is clean, I promise!)
About the balcony... is it *really* as amazing as it looks?
Oh, the balcony. It's a tease, honestly. Yes, the view is stunning overlooking the city to the west, especially beautiful at sunset. You can practically *feel* the creative juices flowing (or, in my case, the wine flowing – and I wholeheartedly recommend it). But the problem? It's a bit… exposed. Meaning, if the wind picks up (and Lisbon wind LOVES to pick up), you're hanging on for dear life. And on a busy road, the noise from below is still audible which is a bit inconvenient for relaxing. There is space... I can't deny the balcony is gorgeous for relaxing and having a nice, and quiet evening with friends... it really allows you to *feel* like you're in the place. Also, don't forget the mosquitoes in summertime, invest in some repellent!
What about the kitchen? I love to cook (or at least, I *pretend* I love to cook...).
The kitchen... it’s functional. Modern appliances, plenty of counter space (for all your grocery bags). It's not the enormous, chef-grade kitchen of your dreams, but it's perfectly adequate. One crucial point: the basic utensils are there (pots, pans, etc.). But if you, like me, enjoy cooking more than a bowl of cereal... bring your own fancy knives. Or, ya know, learn to chop vegetables with the slightly-dull knife provided. I ended up relying heavily on pre-cut veggies from the supermarket. Less chopping, more wine. That's the Lisbon way, right? (Also, cleanup wasn’t a breeze... but then again, when is it *ever*?)
Okay, the big question: Would you stay at Entrecampos again?
Look, if I was visiting Lisbon again and looking for a well-located, comfortable apartment, with amazing access to public transport, I'd *definitely* consider it. Despite the slightly wonky drawer, the slightly over-exposed balcony and my mishap with the Nespresso, it's a great base of operations. It's clean, it's modern, it's in a good location. And that view... (I keep coming back to the view!) My best advice? Go in with realistic expectations. This isn’t a fairytale. It's a real apartment in a real city. A pretty darn good one, at that. And bring your own coffee grinder.
Any unexpected highlights or lowlights? The juicy stuff!
Okay, the *juicy* stuff. The highlight? Definitely the proximity to the subway. Lisbon’s public transport is pretty great, and the convenience of having the station right there was a lifesaver. The lowlight? The laundry situation. There’s a washing machine, which is good. But the instructions were in Portuguese. And my Portuguese is… well, nonexistent. Let’s just say I spent a significant amountBest Stay Blogspot
