
Indonesian Paradise: OYO 1642 Anggrek Syariah 2's Hidden Gem!
Indonesian Paradise: OYO 1642 Anggrek Syariah 2: It's A Gem… With Some Rough Edges (A Chaotic Review!)
Okay, so I’m back from the OYO 1642 Anggrek Syariah 2, and I’m still trying to untangle the experience. "Hidden gem" is a bold claim, right? Well, honey, it's…complicated. Let’s just dive in. Buckle up. This is going to be… long.
First Impressions (and a little bit of "getting there" chaos):
Okay, let's be real. Accessibility? It's… present. They list Facilities for disabled guests but, the vibe I got was it’s more of a "we have something" than "we excel at it." No ramp that I spotted (I did’t specifically look, I will admit. I was too busy battling the Jakarta traffic). Getting around is a total gamble. The outside is a little… rough around the edges. You gotta love Exterior corridor hotels. Adds to the adventure, doesn’t it?
The Room: A Mixed Bag of Free Wi-Fi & Questionable Choices!
Alright, let's talk room, shall we? Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! Excellent! (And, thank God, because my Instagram addiction is SERIOUS). The Internet access – wireless was decent, although I did occasionally get the spinning wheel of doom. I will never forget for the rest of my life. Internet access is everything in this day and age. You can't live without it.
The Air conditioning was a lifesaver (hello, Indonesian humidity!). But what about the Bathtub? I am not a bathtub person. But I see they have both a Separate shower/bathtub to offer. That is great for those who want to Bathtub, I guess.
They have a Mini bar, and what’s a Mini bar without a Refrigerator? Also, Free bottled water. Always a plus!
The Closet was… functional. The Carpeting? Let's just say it had seen better days. Some questionable stains, but hey, I'm not that fussy. Okay, maybe I’m a little fussy. I didn’t get sick, so that's a win, right?
The Bed. I swear the Extra long bed was there but I slept so deeply, I never noticed the length. I was soundproofing my snores.
Cleanliness & Safety: The Pandemic Edition
Okay, here's where I got pleasantly surprised. Daily disinfection in common areas – check. Anti-viral cleaning products – check. I saw staff wearing masks and being careful. I mean, this is the era of COVID, people. They seem to be making an effort. However, there are Rooms sanitized between stays, and Room sanitization opt-out available. This is a good thing.
Also, I saw Hand sanitizer everywhere. I’m a germaphobe, and I was happy. And if something DOES happen, there is a Doctor/nurse on call and a First aid kit.
Dining, Drinking & Snacking: A Foodie's Adventure (or Misadventure?)
Alright, now for the food. Asian breakfast was on offer. I opted for the Western breakfast one morning. It was… okay. Breakfast [buffet] was the way to go. But the "buffet" wasn’t exactly overflowing. Asian cuisine in restaurant and Western cuisine in restaurant were available but I only tried breakfast so far.
There is also a Poolside bar. I didn’t actually visit it, but the idea is tempting. I could definitely use a cocktail after battling Jakarta traffic.
Coffee/tea in restaurant was a win. Bottle of water, always! Snack bar? I might have missed that one. Desserts in restaurant? Maybe. Happy hour? I didn’t catch that either. Sadly. I was too busy exploring the city.
Things to Do, Ways to Relax: Spa-tastic (Maybe?) & Gym-tastic (lol)
Now, here's where things get interesting. They boast a Spa. Spa/sauna? Sauna? Steamroom? Sign me up! Well, almost. I asked about it and was met with some blank stares and a lot of Indonesian. I think it was maybe closed. Pool with view? The pool exists and I think there's a view, but mostly it's of the other buildings. However, Swimming pool is definitely an option!
Fitness center? Gym/fitness? Let's just say I'm not sure what they actually have. I think there was mention of a very small gym. You know those gyms that have some old tired equipment? That could be it.
There is a Massage on the list. A Body scrub? Body wrap? I’m not sure of it.
Services & Conveniences: A Mixed Bag of Good and…Well, Less Good.
Concierge service: I saw a desk. I saw a person. I'm not sure how "concierge" it actually was. Daily housekeeping was excellent, my room was always spotless. Dry cleaning and Laundry service? Yes, please! Luggage storage? Yeah, good to know. Currency exchange? I don’t think so. But there are ATMs everywhere.
They offered Air conditioning in public area. Elevator? Yes!
For the Kids? Family-Friendly-ish
Family/child friendly? I mean, there were kids around. I saw a Babysitting service, too. Kids meal? Doubtful.
Getting Around: Cabs, Cars & Concerns
Airport transfer? Yes! A definite plus. Car park [free of charge]? Yes! Taxi service? Also, yep. You can find a cab somewhere.
In Conclusion: Is This a Gem? Hmm… Maybe a Rough-Cut Diamond.
So, is OYO 1642 Anggrek Syariah 2 a hidden gem? Look, it's not the Ritz. It's not the Four Seasons. But, for the price and the location (which is pretty central, all things considered), it has potential. It's clean, the staff are friendly (though sometimes a bit lost in translation), and it’s got an appealing vibe.
This hotel is probably not the resort you wish you were. But it's got an old charm to it. Do I recommend it? I would not recommend it. But if you needed a place to stay, you could definitely do worse.
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Escape to Paradise: Your Dream 2nd Home in Japan Awaits!
Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because we're about to embark on a spiritual journey… of sorts. Not the soul-searching kind, more like… soul-slightly-dented-by-budget-travel kind. Destination: OYO 1642 Penginapan Anggrek Syariah 2, Indonesia. Pray for me.
The (Tentative, Questionable) Itinerary: A Symphony of Sweltering and Slight Regret
(Day 1: Arrival and the Art of the Unexpected Odor)
- 6:00 AM (ish): Alarm screams. My soul screams louder. Jakarta airport. Already sweating through everything. Jet lag is a cruel mistress.
- 6:30 AM: Attempt to find a taxi. Fail miserably. Bargaining is an art form I haven't mastered. End up crammed into a bajaj (motorcycle taxi) with a guy who seems deeply committed to blasting dangdut music directly into my eardrums. My first introduction to Indonesian traffic. It's less "flowing" and more "organized chaos."
- 8:00 AM: Arrive at OYO 1642 Penginapan Anggrek Syariah 2. Apparently "Syariah" means no alcohol. Fair enough, I hadn’t planned on drinking anyway. (Lie). The lobby is… well, let's call it "economical." The air conditioning is about as effective as a chocolate teapot.
- 8:15 AM: The room. Ah, yes. The room. It's… compact. And, let's be honest, the air doesn't circulate very well. There's a distinct, undefinable odor. Not offensive, mind you, just… present. Like a polite, persistent guest that overstays its welcome. I can't quite pinpoint it. Is it mildew? Is it incense? Is it the lingering scent of a thousand forgotten dreams? I suspect it might be all three.
- 8:30 AM: The bed. Okay, the bed is actually surprisingly comfortable. Small victories! I'll take them where I can get them.
- 9:00 AM: Breakfast. Or rather, the quest for breakfast. The hotel "serves" breakfast. It's definitely… something. Rice, some kind of lukewarm mystery meat, and a very, very sweet drink that tastes suspiciously like melted candy. My stomach is already plotting rebellion.
- 10:00 AM - 12:00 PM: I'm trying to explore the neighborhood, but the heat is brutal. I end up mostly wandering aimlessly and sweating profusely. I try to buy a bottle of water. Fail. No one understands me. I try to explain by miming drinking motion. Success? No. They give me a bottle of sprite.
- 12:00 PM - 2:00 PM: Nap. I can't help it. This heat is relentless. It’s like being wrapped in a wet blanket made of pure, unadulterated humidity.
- 2:00 PM: A brief glimpse into the outside world, while trying to find a restaurant. I pass a street vendor selling what look like deep-fried, cheese-covered bananas! I must have this. It turns out they are called 'pisang keju' (that I eventually realized later). It melts into my mouth. The cheese is perfect!
- 2:30 PM: Find a small eatery. Order something I think is safe. The waiter nods enthusiastically. I cross my fingers. (It was surprisingly delicious, but the lingering heat is making me reconsider all my past life choices.)
- 4:00 PM - 6:00 PM: Wander around some markets. Bargain for a batik shirt. Success! Feel like I've won a small victory. Start thinking this trip might actually be kind of fun.
- 7:00 PM: Back to the hotel. Attempt to shower. Realize the hot water is… temperamental. I embrace the cold. What's another layer of experience to add, right?
- 8:00 PM: Dinner. This time I think I know what I’m ordering. Maybe. The meal is an adventure for the tongue. It's got me on the ropes.
- 9:00 PM: Journaling. Reflecting on the day's adventures, which mostly involves dodging traffic, fighting the humidity, and struggling to communicate. The room's mysterious odor continues to… well, be.
- 10:00 PM: Sleep, hopefully. The mosquito situation is already concerning. I spray myself with bug repellent in what feels like a final, desperate plea for peace.
(Day 2: Temple Troubles and the Great Noodle Incident)
- 6:00 AM: Wake up, still alive. Victory!
- 7:00 AM: Attempt breakfast. Again, an adventure. This time, the questionable meat product seems a bit… firmer. I stick to the rice.
- 8:00 AM: Decide to try and find a temple. This is where my total lack of Indonesian language skills starts to bite me in the… well, you get the idea.
- 9:00 AM: After a sweaty, chaotic bus ride, I reach the temple. It’s beautiful. Seriously, breathtaking. The intricacies of the architecture, the vibrant colors, the sense of peacefulness… it's genuinely awe-inspiring. I find that I am absolutely in love with the smell of the incense and flowers.
- 11:00 AM: Leave the temple. The sun has decided to go full-on nuclear.
- 12:00 PM: Lunch. Or, the Great Noodle Incident. I go to a local restaurant and try to order a noodle dish. The language barrier? Epic. The waiter brings me something that looks vaguely like noodles… covered in a sauce of unknown origins. I take a bite. My face immediately contorts. I’m pretty sure it’s spicy from the beginning, and then the spices slowly build until my mouth goes numb. I start sweating again, I start to try and ask for water, but the waiter has disappeared.
- 1:00 PM: Regret my life choices. Consider a career change. Maybe… a librarian?
- 2:00 PM: Back at the hotel, I decide to rest. I might have a slight stomach ache, but can't be sure. The mysterious odor has become less noticeable, or maybe I'm just becoming immune to it.
- 3:00 PM: Start packing up to leave the hotel. I'm already feeling a little bit nostalgic for its quirks.
- 4:00 PM: A final cup of tea, the best one I’ve had the whole trip.
(Day 3: Departure and the Lingering Scent of… Adventure?)
- The End!
This is gonna be messy, this is gonna be wild, this is gonna be an adventure. Stay tuned, or don't. Either way, I'm going to try to survive this thing. It’s going to be an experience. And who knows? Maybe… just maybe… I’ll actually enjoy it. Or, at the very least, have a story to tell.
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Indonesian Paradise: OYO 1642 Anggrek Syariah 2's Hidden Gem? Let's Unpack This Mess!
So, what *is* this Anggrek Syariah 2 place exactly? Is it actually paradise-adjacent or what?
Is it REALLY "Syariah"? Like, super strict?
What's the *room* situation like? The photos always look so… deceptive.
Okay, fine. But what about the location? Is it, like, actually *in* a paradise-y spot?
What about the staff? Are they friendly at least? Because bad service can ruin *anything*.
The food! Is the food good? Because travel is all about the food, right?
Okay, so the Wi-Fi? Because, you know, gotta stay connected to civilization.
Overall, should I stay here? Or are there better options? Honestly.

